2006-08-09 21:18:20 · 15 answers · asked by burnoutdp 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Well one of my employees has used them all,
Headache, sore throat, ear infection, upset tummy, Sore leg, sore ribs, Hurt his thumb, Stumped his toe, Eye infection, Diarrhea, Death in the family, Back ache, Car broken down, Car won't start, Couldn't sleep last night. do i need to carry on. He is a full blown hypochondriac and yes he still works for me. Anyone need a job
2006-08-09 21:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by shelz042000 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Good Morning. - The above answers are great. The only one I would have to add - Toothache. In my opinion, no-one questions a toothache much either.
Have a nice day. :)
Ps. Not my opinion, fact - It is bad JuJu to use Death for an excuse of not going into work or for any occasion - When it has not really occurred.
2006-08-09 23:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you do not have the favor to make it too complicated...after I labored in an place of work, i ought to call contained in the morning after I had purely woken up with my "drained" voice and tell them that I were throwing up all evening and hadn't gotten a lot sleep. automobile issues continually artwork too, or affirming you would possibly want to take care of a ill pal. i do not opt to apply the excuse that someone has died because i'm afraid that karma will chew me contained in the @ss and it ought to particularly take position.
2016-11-29 19:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mention a fake death in the family, its not only easy to refute, its very bad charma.If you must lie, claim food poisoning, its believable and a true case will clear up in a couple days.
2006-08-09 21:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is why we don't offer sick time at my company - people take WAY too much advantage of it and screw it up for everyone else. If you want a day off, take a day off!
2006-08-10 00:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by PT&L 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1) Tell your boss that you are meeting your shrink... Tell him you're a little nuts and if you don't see your shrink, you might probably kill.
2) Your aunt has just given birth and you want to be the first to hold the baby.
2006-08-10 01:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by Smileallday 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i tell my boss all the time that i am sick or death in family like grandpa which died a few years before and she believe me you would think after a while she would catch on but she doesnt hey and i am not lying he did pass on.
2006-08-09 23:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
SAY TO YOUR BOSS....
GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!
no question ask... your boss will say
"OK GO AHEAD TAKE YOUR THINGS WITH YOU"
and then you can have a day off..
simple questions will get simple answers....
2006-08-09 22:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by Ian C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Death in the family . Just say Grandma Edna died and you had to be there to hold Aunt Franies hand . But do it with a tear in your eye ( use visine).
2006-08-09 21:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You need to take a sick day to your menal health (stress)
2006-08-09 21:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by BONNI 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋