-Maturity is knowing when and where 2 b immature
-"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out.. But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."
-All of my friends and I R crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
-if barbie is so popular, then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
-I intend 2 live forever- so far so good
-Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"
-Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!
-Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
-people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
-Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!
-I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!
-lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!
-I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
-dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!
2006-08-09 20:20:06 · 10 answers · asked by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Some funny line makes me laugh, others makes me think, I say "I read everything"
2006-08-09 20:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Tingkatan3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, these are cute and inspirational.I especially like the last one,and the first one, it's very true.Being mature all the time is just trying too hard to be mature.
2006-08-09 20:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by &daBeatGoes0n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes imperfect sense.
2006-08-09 20:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that replaced into kinda corny... attempt this one... (i have were given been given bored sometime and tried to imagine of up a clean humorous tale) what did the gunman say to the cow suited till ultimately now he shot it? -practice for you UTTER distruction! (haha.... i no...)
2016-11-23 18:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad. Some are true in daily life.
Peace.
2006-08-09 20:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one
2006-08-09 20:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by Beetle bug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow ! These are great mission /quotes for my habbo pixelated icon.
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Thanks.
2006-08-09 20:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked them thx
2006-08-09 20:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them are funny!
2006-08-09 20:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by walkietalkiethree2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! its fantastic, nice one
2006-08-09 21:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Maritza S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋