2006-08-09 18:40:11 · 20 answers · asked by mark c 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Women have ESP and intuition and junk like that so they would figure it out. After coming back from the woods, the next women you were around would say to you "have you been speaking your mind in the woods?"
There is no beating women at this game, they have it in their genes and hormones and stuff to give you a hard time. You have a chance only if you stay away from all women.
2006-08-09 21:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by mitten 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because Mother Nature is watching. The collective will of the trees saps all truth from the words that he utters. Plus you can't trust his sight. There probably is a woman there, but he's just too blind to see her because of the side effects from his drugs that he took years ago to combat erctile dysfunction.
But in all seriousness, if the basis for judging the man's opinions as right or wrong is the opinion of a woman, and that moral scale is nowhere to be found, then the moral quality of the man's speech cannot be deemed right or wrong.
If you agree with me that the man's opinion may be right regardless of what the woman thinks, then the presence or lack of presence of a woman is irrelevant in judging the morality of his thoughts.
2006-08-10 01:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Clueless 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ABSOFRICKENLUTELY! Just because she's not in sight, doesn't mean she can't hear you! Not only that..if you did happen to get sight of her and found out you were right, just tell her that you're wrong, otherwise you will be living in the woods!
2006-08-10 01:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by YUM-ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!! Men are ALWAYS WRONG!! Plus, there is always a female in sight...there are female trees, and there are always animals in the woods :)
2006-08-10 02:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by epchacon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. But if there WAS a woman in sight, most likely she would be. At least that is my experience.
2006-08-10 01:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by Darren H a.k.a DHLman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats an odd question? Anyone who speaks their mind w/o bad intentions is trying to address truth.
2006-08-10 01:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by Ahab 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he is still wrong, because the woman is standing behind a tree, trying to trap him...
2006-08-10 01:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by ca DMV pro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'll give him the benefit of the doubt. After all, at this point he's probably there because he wouldn't stop and ask for directions, and he is muttering to himself, so he's actually lost his mind.
2006-08-10 04:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by diasporas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a bear s_ _t in the woods?
2006-08-10 01:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by jdshep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are you copying some one else's question , have you no brain of your own
but here is another answer: in order for his thoughts to exist he needs a woman to notice his thoughts
2006-08-10 01:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by thinking man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋