How does that song go again?

Question

If you don't get what this is, all I'm doing is asking for song lyrics from any song. It can be your favorite song, or just some random funny song. Whatever you want. Or you can just make something up. I ask this all the time on QuestionSwap, with some rather entertaining answers, so I thought I'd try here to see if it catches on.

Answer 1

My life is spiraling downward
I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab my heart because I love you” and “Rip apart my soul” and of course “Stabby rip stab stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…like that guy from that band can do….some days you know...

I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo

Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo

I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don’t get me ya know
They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay
I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend
I feel like tacos


Funniest song ever made, if you can listen to it, emo kid by adam and andrew

Answer 2

Oh the night was dark and cloudy, the moon was shining bright...the sun cast its burning rays on the storm that raged that night...the lightening struck the cowshed, the cows all chewed their cud. The moonlight set the prairey on fire in the middle of the woods....now the barefooted boy with the boots on went shuffleing down the street...his pants were full of pockets, his boots were full of feet....

Just a CRAZY song my dad and I would sing and play the guitar to when I was little. There's a lot more to it but I decided to spare you the agony of reading all of it...LOL

Answer 3

I never wanna see you again - By Rich Hardesty

Well you r all upset about nothin
I never meant to hurt you never meant to make you cry
Just keep the bullsh*t to yourself
Ya know you never wanna listen to what I said
You drove me nuts and got me outta bed
When I didn't wanna get up in the morning

Whatever happened to me and you
Is on page 672
and that's the end of the book
So f*ck you

Cause I never wanna f*cking see you again
Well you've always been a b*tch
since I can remember when
You irritate my brain
and your driving me insane
No I never wanna f*cking see you again

Why'd you have to be such a b*tch

Well you pissed me off
you jerked me off
when I was gone you jerked my best friend off
Now I guess I see how you are

I guess you walked around
with your pants zipped down
being friendly to every guy in this town
just keep the bulls*it to yourself

Cause I never wanna f*cking see you again
Well you've always been a b*tch
since I can remember when
You irritate my brain
and your driving me insane
No I never wanna f*cking see your ugly *** again

Tell me why'd you have to be such a b*tch

Better yet ------ snake


Repeat.

(Just happened to be the song I was listening to when I seen this question)

Enjoy

Answer 4

Insane Clown Posse
Chicken Huntin'

Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his ******* eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a ************* chicken up, right!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop ************* redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy ******* a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the **** you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared ***** named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck ******!

[Chorus (1x)]

Answer 5

Glory Glory Hallelujah,
The teacher hit me with a ruler.
I hit her on the bean
with a rotten tangerine
and her teeth came marching out.

- or -

Tra la la boomsey A
I lost my pants today
I found them yesterday
tra la la boomsey A

- 0r -

God bless my underwear
the only pair I have,
not my red ones,
not my blue ones,
but the ones with the air-conditioned seat
God bless my underwear
the only pair I have.

Answer 6

I pounded on a farmhouse
Lookin' for a place to stay
I was mighty, mighty tired
I had come a long, long way
I said, "Hey, hey, in there
Is there anybody home ?
I was standin' on the steps
Feelin' most alone
Well, out comes a farmer
He must have thought that I was nuts
He immediately looked at me
And stuck a gun into my guts

I fell down
To my bended knees
Saying, "I dig farmers
Don't shoot me please"
He ****** his rifle
And began to shout
"You're that travelin' salesman
That I have heard about"
I said, "No ! No ! No !
I'm a doctor and it's true
I'm a clean-cut kid
And I been to college too".

Then in comes his daughter
Whose name was Rita
She looked like she stepped out of
La Dolce Vita
I immediately tried to cool it
With her dad
And told him what a
Nice, pretty farm he had
He said, "What do doctors
Know about farms, pray tell ?"
I said, "I was born
At the bottom of a wishing well".

Well, by the dirt 'neath my nails
I guess he knew I wouldn't lie
He said "I guess, you're tired"
He said, kinda sly
I said, "Yes, ten thousand miles
Today I drove"
He said, "I got a bed for you
Underneath the stove
Just one condition
You got to sleep right now
That you don't touch my daughter
And in the morning, milk the cow".

I was sleepin' like a rat
When I heard something jerkin'
There stood Rita
Lookin' just like Tony Perkins
She said, "Would you like to take a shower ?
I'll show you up to the door"
I said, "Oh, no, no
I've been through this movie before
I knew I had to split
But I didn't know how
When she said,
"Would you like to take that shower now ?"

Well, I couldn't leave
Unless the old man chased me out
'Cause I'd already promised
That I'd milk his cows
I had to say something
To strike him very weird
So I yelled out
"I like Fidel Castro and his beard"
Rita looked offended
But she got out of the way
As he came charging down the stairs
Sayin', "What's that I heard you say ?"

I said, "I like Fidel Castro I think you heard me right"
And I ducked as he swung
At me with all his might
Rita mumbled something
'Bout her mother on the hill
As his fist hit the icebox
He said he's going to kill me
If I don't get out of the door
In two seconds flat
"Your unpatriotic
Rotten doctor Commie rat".

Well, he threw a Reader's Digest
At my head and I did run
I did a somersault
As I seen him get his gun
And chrashed through the window
At a hundred miles an hour
And landed fully blast
In his garden flowers
Rita said, "Come back"
As he started to load
The sun was comin' up
And I was runnin' down the road.

Well, I don't figure I'll be back
There for a spell
Even though Rita moved away
And got a job in a motel
He still waits for me
Constant on the sky
He wants to turn me in
To the FBI
Me, I romp and stomping
Thankful as a romp
Without freedom of speech
I might be in the swamp.

Answer 7

Heres one my six year old daughter made up, she sings this while "playing" her guitar...it is so cute. I love it because its hers.

Run little girl, run little girl
as fast as you can.
You can do it, dont stop till the finish line.
Keep running and pick up that baby.
run little girl, run little girl as fast as you can.
dont stop till the finish line.
Its lunch time keep on running
and eating. Carry that baby to the finish line
Run little girl, run little girl as fast as you can.
You can do it dont stop till the finish line.

cute right. Hey it doesnt make a lot of since, but like I said she made it up...its hers.

Answer 8

We belong together. Who's going to be there when times get rough? Who's going to talk to me when the sun comes up?

Answer 9

By by Miss American pie...drove my Chevy to the Levey but the Levey was dry...those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye. saying this will be the day that die.....this will be the day that I die

Answer 10

the song question that was asked in side of the music question..........."is called King Tut.by Steve Martin.