Most embrassin thing to happen to you in public?

Question

For me its falling off the threadmill in a crowded gym

Answer 1

I went to a bachelor party for my brother a few years back. Our group rented a van and travelled to various bars to get him properly juiced. Throughout the evening, we all noted that someone in our party smelled really awful. We couldn't identify the odor --only that it was much like death itself.

At some point during the night, we'd decided that one member of our party was the source of the foul smell and we steered clear of him. Yet somehow, the terrible odor followed us around.

When I left the party and returned home, I could still smell the awful death odor everywhere. I was cursing the guy we'd blamed it on under my breath. As I prepared for bed and started to remove one of my shoes, a viscous nastiness covered my fingers as I swiped the sole. That's right: I had stepped in some sort of animal waste. It wasn't dog poop, but something far more smelly and far more awful.

Retroactively, I was very, very embarrassed. I was the smelly guy all along! To this day, I've never admitted to being the source. ;)

Answer 2

I've been sh!t on 7 times so far in my life at theme parks and such by birds flying by. I guess I could pick anyone of them. People say that is good luck but I dont seem to think so. Now I flinch everytime a flock of birds fly overhead.

That and I got my tounge stuck to a really cold popsicle at a theme park as well. I had to run it under a tap for like 5 minutes until it melted away.

Son of a b""""", now that I think back....I really friggin' hate theme parks. Why do I keep going back?

Answer 3

I was walking up the street one time with my mom & dad & I ran right into a parking meter & it knocked me backwards & it was in front of a crowd. Another time I was at the hospital & I was using the restroom & I went to pull some napkins out of the dispenser on the wall & the whole dispenser fell & hit me on the forehead & it left a huge knot & bruise. It was right on the forehead for everyone to see. I was so ashamed to come out of the bathroom cause it was next to the waiting room & alot of people were there & I was afraid that they heard the dispenser hit me. It almost knocked me out & I ended up having to see a doctor & the nurses & doctor laughed at me !

Answer 4

Similar to your experience of falling in front of a large group of people, I was in Disney World recently with my family and all of my in-laws and their families. We went to see "Mickey's Philharmagic", which is shown in a large theater. I was in entering the front row with my wife and children when I went too far and my wife asked me to come back a few seats. Some guy decided to sit where I was going to sit and I tripped over his feet and fell face first onto the floor, hitting my head on a seat on the way down. I wasn't seriously hurt, except for my ego. The entire theater erupted into applause when I went down.

Answer 5

My first day of school in a new town and I was wearing a dress and pumps (8th grade) and I was walking and I slipped on the grass and fell with my legs wide open..My dress was over my head, I cryed for a long time.

Answer 6

In Middle School, we were all in the line, ready to go down to lunch, when someone thorws an orange at me, and it hit me in the head, and hurt really bad. Then, the teachers yell at kids, even though they did not knew who did it. Finally we were on our way down the steps to go to lunch, and i get hit with ANOTHER ORANGE!

Its funny now, bt I almost cried, cause it hurt!

Then in 10th grade, my chinese teacher (who the kids are mean to, for no reason) had a black eye. She said someone threw an orange at her! I almost died of laughter, and I could not even hide it, though I tried. Even though i felt bad, i laughed so hard because I could understand it.

Answer 7

I live in Houston and I was at the woodlands mall and I fell over trying to hug my cousin, that was like way not cool!!! also a braid came out while I was in school.... Okay no more

Answer 8

When my mom pulled me by the ear when I told a lady what I got 4 Christmas at bible class. I was too young 2 realize that our belief doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Answer 9

Many years ago, I walked into a bank with my best friend, I sneezed and farted at the same time. She just looked at me and we both turned around and headed for the door! I was so embarassed because you don't know how loud you farted because you are sneezing as well.

Answer 10

Farting while pitching in softball. The guy knocks the ball right over my head, I jumped to catch it but it blows by while I blow by. It was definitely a homer but the guy only made it to second because he was laughing so hard.