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2006-08-09 16:42:07 · 8 answers · asked by A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.
- a friend of mine
If you can really laugh at yourself, long and hard, people will think your drunk.
-Conan O'Brien
Mommy! A naked man jumped in your purse! I SAW him!
-my four year old brother
2006-08-09 17:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"half the world is crazy and the other half is scared"....Phil Ochs from song "Tape From California" circa 1968....
Tape From California
By Phil Ochs
Who's that coming down the road
A sailor from the sea
He looks a lot like me
I'd know him anywhere, had to stare
Feathers at his fingertips
A halo 'round his spine
he must have lost his mind
he should be put away, right away
In the corner of the night
he handed me his waterpipe
His eyes were searching deep inside my head
Here's what he said
Sorry I can't stop and talk now
I'm in kind of a hurry anyhow
But I'll send you a tape from California
New York city has exploded and it's crashed upon my head
I dove beneath the bed
Fighting, biting nails, turning pale
The landlord's at my window
And the burglar's at my door
I can't take it anymore
I guess I'll have to fly, it's worth a try
Someone's banging on the wall
But there's no party to recall
The singer of the shadows of his soul
So he's been told
Sorry I can't stop and talk now
I'm in kind of a hurry anyhow
But I'll send you a tape from California
From the mirror of my mantle to the velvet on my bed
Trapped upon a stolen stage, a Barrymore at best(?)
My rhymes are all repeating, ballads growing blind
Words have turned to water, the women turned to wine
The draft board is debating if they'd like to take my life
I'd sooner take a wife and have raise a child or two
Wouldn't you?
Peace has turned to poison
The flag has blown a fuse
Even courage is confused
And now all the brave are in the grave
Century is bending(?)
have a very happy ending
To the victor go the ashes of the spoils
Seeds in the soil
Sorry I can't stop and talk now
I'm in kind of a hurry anyhow
But I'll send you a tape from California
The flower-power fuller brush man
is farming out his friends
I stabbed him with my stem
And then I tapped his toes with my rose
He crawled around inside himself
Now he's crawling after me
Dropping acid in my tea
He wants to save his soul
rock and roll
One of us must understand
It's not the drug that makes the man
Then a poster of a movie star walked by
He must have been high
Sorry I can't stop and talk now
I'm in kind of a hurry anyhow
But I'll send you a tape from California
Half the world is crazy and the other half is scared
Maddonas do the minuet for the naked millionaires
The anarchists are rising while we're racing for the moon
It doesn't take a seer to see that the scene is coming soon
So who's that coming down the road
A sailor from the sea
He looks a lot like me
I'd know him anywhere
Had to stare
A fire around his fingertips
A song around his spine
He must have found his mind
He should be put away
Anyway
Surrounded by the slaughter
Now I'm boarding(?) at the border
When the echoes of my ecstacy appear
Wish I was here
Sorry I can't stop and talk now
I'm in kind of a hurry anyhow
But I'll send you a tape from California
2006-08-09 23:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven.
when a child realizes that adults arent perfect, thats when he becomes an adolescent. when he forgives them for that, thats when he becomes an adult..... the day a child forgives himself, is the day he becomes wise
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it
2006-08-10 01:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire the handicapped they are fun to watch
2006-08-09 23:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by dcwannabee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't remeber where i read this, "when life gives u lemons throw them back and say got anything else" :D
2006-08-09 23:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by fruitie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`ve use to say "oki doki".Normally what I mean is ok or got it.
2006-08-09 23:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by 123456 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one the other day...........i live with fear everyday but sometimes she lets me go fishing. and my all time favorite.........when life gives you lemons squirt your enemy in the eye
2006-08-09 23:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"hug my nuts" .. me and my friends started this one
2006-08-09 23:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋