My fellow Y! A users... I have made yet another breakthrough in supernatural science. If you had not kept up with my recent account of the Dark Elves, I am now in Houston, Texas. I am currently in a Starbucks using the internet on a public computer. Throughout my journeys, I have encountered many strange creatures. What I am about to reveal to you is mind-blowing. I saw a Dwarf/Hobbit. (I do not know if it's one or the other, please enlighten me if you do.) This Dwarf/Hobbit female was spotted sneakily blending in with humans in the mall I am currently in. It was clad in strange Dwarven clothes. It was made with a cotton-like material and looked similar to a T-shirt and jeans. However, I could tell her pants were woven with a strong, magical Dwarven thread. She had light brown hair which was styled peculiarly similar to human hair. She was undetected by human eyes. Perhaps she had cast a magical spell preventing normal eyes from noticing her? Or perhaps I have gifted vision? Anyways...
2006-08-09 16:18:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I saw her shuffle suspiciously into a McDonalds. Her magics must have been strong. No one detected her. She even ordered some food - and paid with human coinage. I am suspecting that she had cast an incognito spell that disguised her Dwarven form, making her appear human. At that time, I rushed immediately and shoved her. I suspected folly from her. Why would a Dwarf come all the way to buy McDonalds? She must have been up to no good. I got on top of her and shook her around in an attempt to dispel her Dwarven magics. It didn't work. All the customers around me pulled me off of her. I screamed "Can't you tell she is a Dwarf?". People called me crazy. The manager of the McDonalds notified me that I had been reported to the security, and they are out to get me.
2006-08-09 16:18:34 · update #1
I have retreated into this Starbucks. I am typing you this in a hurried haste, for the security officers are looking for me. One last quick overview: She was barely 4ft tall. She had a stout body that was dressed in garments similar to human clothes but is clearly made with Dwarven thread. She carried a shoulder bag made of unidentified leather resembling a woman's purse. Her hair was styled similar to a humans, and she appeared to have strange red lacquer on her nails. I see the security officers. They have spotted me. As I type these last few sentences, they are approaching me with frenzied haste. Please... identify what Dwarf was she and warn the Texans!
2006-08-09 16:18:48 · update #2
http://img130.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=67843_Dima_410lo.jpg
She looked like the woman standing in front.
2006-08-09 16:19:14 · update #3
Hold it, when did you move? I thought you lived in Ireland?????
Quit makin up stuff!
2006-08-10 02:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by novagirl117 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was anything it was a dwarf. as hobbits have been growing taller over the ages as described to Frodo by Gandalff. They may have reached our height by now. so you couldn't tell the difference.
The Dark Elves are called the unsellie in Irish lore. there are reports from around the world of elvish type entities being seen on all continents.
they may be the descents of the De Dannans that went into the Earth of Ireland whe they were defeted by the Milisans instead of leaving the Island .
2006-08-10 00:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Texas--as in most places in the civilized world--the actions you have described in your later posting is called assault--and carries a fairly heavy penalty whether it is against a person or a troll , a fairy or a gnome----when they incarcerate you in the Houston jail you will become familiar with many more characters that will keep you amused for months to come---there are some other worldly folks in that place that haven't seen a mall in half their lifetime---you are going to be filled with excitement and lots of things to write about---but you can tell us all about that in 6 or 8 months from now---------> Don't Mess With Texas
2006-08-09 23:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw one riding a moped in Austin Minnasota, the SPAM capital of the world
2006-08-09 23:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by Lobo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is neat. One time I dreamed a hobbit threw up in my mouth. It felt weird but i knew it was a dream. for some reason it turns me on., god I wish argus would just come back home
2006-08-10 22:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suspect J.R.R.Tolkien has subconciously hipnotised you through his books.And very good books at that.However, it could be that you are simply dilusional or your a complete idiot.The Hobbits have left the Shire!!!
2006-08-09 23:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by thetdw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are called "little people" they are everywhere and live normal lives just like you and me........well like me, wondering how normal you are at the moment.
2006-08-09 23:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by angel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's called a little person. It a genetic default you twit!!!
2006-08-10 12:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you travel alot? please warn me when you are headed up north I wanna forwarn as many paople as I can ok? Thanks for the points.
2006-08-13 21:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by Rayna D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read all your questions you need help
2006-08-14 15:55:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋