i need a good YO MAMMA or a BLOND JOKE?

Answer 1

One day, a blonde and a burnette were watching the 10:00 Oclock news. there was this guy that was gonna jump off a building. the burnette bet $50 that he would jump off. the blonde agreed. the guy humped off. the blonde was paying the burnette when she said "im sorry, i cannot take this money, bcause i had watched the 6 oclock news and he jumped off. The blonde said " Yeah, so did i, but i didn't think he would jump off again"

Answer 2

A blonde joke!?! Ok.
A blind man steps into a bar in downtown New Orleans.
(He can't see that it's a womans' bar.) He proceeds to sit down at the bar and order a drink. After he gets his drink, he blurts out, "Hey does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says to him, "You really don't want to tell that kind of a joke in here." He says, "Why not?" Then the bartender slams a glass on the bar and says, "Because I'm a blonde, the lady sitting next to you is a blonde, and the lady sitting right behind you at the table for four, she's a blonde too!" Then the bartender goes on to say, "So how about telling that joke?" And the man sitting at the bar started to hang his head down and shake his head no. He said, "Nah." And the bartender asked again, "Why not?" And the man replied, "Because I'll have to explain exactly what I'm telling you three times in a row."

Answer 3

Here is a collection of Yo Mamma jokes....
http://members.tripod.com/donaldchase/jokes/yomamma.htm

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/

Here are some blond jokes...

http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

http://members.tripod.com/~Xn/blonde.htm


Enjoy :)

Answer 4

i have 2 blond jokes

1*Q: What did the blond say when she opened a box of cheeios?
A: Ohh look... donut seeds.

2* Okay... so there is this blonde named Jane and she works and a sporting goods store. There is this customer, Adam, and Adam goes there often and Jane is his regular sales women. But today is different, Adam just bought a new bmw convertiable. When Adam walks into the store he goes up to Jane and tells her he wants ONLY 5 minutes to find the perfect gift for his friend. Well, during those 5 mintues Jane comes running up to Adam and says " ADAM somebody just drove off with your new sports car. And Adam says " well did you stop them" and Jane says no.... I've done better "I got the lisence plate number!"

Answer 5

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Answer 6

Yo momma so fat she wears a watch on each wrist cause she's in 2 different time zones.

What do you call 6 blondes in your basement??? A w(h)ine cellar

Answer 7

Yo mamma's so fat...she went down to the beach...sat with the whales and sang "we are family"

Answer 8

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Answer 9

yo mamma so poor she couldn't pay attention

Answer 10

Yo Mamma So fat, that when she jump. She get stuck.

(Say it in Chinese accent)