2006-08-09 15:59:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
drop your underwear/boxers and start singin
'born free....as free as the wind blows...' etc
make loud struggling noises and drop a cantaloupe into the toilet. and sigh of loud relief
2006-08-09 16:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm
When ya close the stall door and unbuckle , bump the walls of the stall and say "wow!! This thing really does have a mind of it's own" !
If ya have a spare roll in yer stall,..... hold it by the very last square and roll it off of the top of yer knees.Make sure it rolls under your stall door and makes it to the sinks.
Sing any country diddy that pops in yer head : over & over(I like "country roads" by John Denver for this.
If yer gonna make a splash ,.. make sure ya yell "bombs away" prior to the splash.
Another pre-splash is to make arm-pit farts then go suddenly silent.
mumble loudly (to yourself)"I wonder if they drug test turds?"
Say "goodbye! I'm gonna miss you guys" and then whimper.
2006-08-09 23:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by frith25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yell at kids not to touch the walls or the doors. To be still. To line the seat and pee....I have changed diapers many times inside the stalls. I try not to go to public bathrooms they scare me.
2006-08-09 23:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out the shoes of the people in the stalls next to you.
2006-08-09 23:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Poo.
2) Yank It.
3) Graffiti.
4) Cheerleader.
Anything else and you are probably a Gay.
2006-08-09 23:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read a novel, pick your nose, write your life story on the wall, write the recipe for crystal meth on the wall, eat lunch, eat dinner, get laid, get a bj, do coke, smoke a phatty, call ur best friend and let them hear a good ripping fart from u, call ur gf/bf and let them hear u take a dump with a loud plop then a fart....the possibilities r endless
2006-08-09 23:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Name your turds as they are exiting your body....say oh here comes little Suzy!!! yay, little Joey is here!!! Then tell them to play nicely together.
Make sure there are plenty of people in the bathroom.
Damn I am a sick girl with a twisted mind!
2006-08-09 23:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by somechick25 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a shower for a chage!
2006-08-09 23:05:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burp the worm.
2006-08-09 23:05:32 · answer #9 · answered by bananawarriors2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the wall, write:
"Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!"
2006-08-09 23:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by Danny Tanner Owns You 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋