If you had read one of my earlier questions, you probably know that my town is being ravaged by a childlike leprechaun. He used his Irish enchantments to make the town think he is a kid. He even tricked the police into putting me in jail for one day. I'm thoroughly pissed right now. How can I stop him? I visited my 10 year old niece the other day and I looked at her school yearbook. The friggin leprechaun was in it! His "name" was Joel Jamieson. Ugh. He has fooled the school into accepting him as a student! I cannot take this anymore. I am going to get him. He has infiltrated a house on my street, so his domain is just walking distance from my house. He has fooled the married couple into thinking that he is their son. Ha! It all ends tonight. I am armed with a crow-bar and a baseball bat. Time to give this leprechaun what he deserves! If I am not successful, please tell me other ways to defeat this leprechaun. Thank you for your time!
2006-08-09 15:01:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
you have a great story telling ability
2006-08-13 13:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by jyd9999 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Crow bar and baseball bats won't work against the fair folk. You need to establish a well on the "parents" lawn (cultivate a friendship with mom, and go gardening), and then plant clover around the well. Sorrell works well also. It's 3 leaflets were used by St. Patrick to represent the Trinity, which the L. will be afraid of. On top of that, sorrell makes a nice, lemony tea you can share with Mom.
2006-08-09 22:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey sweetie, let me talk to you for a sec....ok? You have got to get back on your meds. And I personally think whatever your suppose to take, go ahead and double the dose for awhile. Last but not least, that little leprochaun is sneeking into your bedroom at night and peeking under your covers while you sleep to take pictures of your winky and putting them on the internet. Cute winky!!
2006-08-09 22:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should get your stories straight before you end up in jail, or a mental institution. You worry me. Good thing i have no kids, with you on the loose.
2006-08-16 21:55:51 · answer #4 · answered by candylishus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if you ever have any real questions. You are by far the most annoying person I have seen on here so far. I love the mythology & folklore section, but I dread coming here because I know I will see about 17 stupid fake questions from you. Oh well.
2006-08-10 14:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by K-Flo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
are you sure you're not paranoid? Have you looked to see if there are recorde for "Joel Janieson" ? It could just be a very troublesome kid, who knows? If he really isnt a kid, then try to talk reason with him.
2006-08-09 22:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hum.... ok try this go to a store get some gold foiled candy coins and put candy in a cage and trap him. leprechuns lose there power when trapped. just dont let him lose.....they hate being tricked. um ok hope this helps.
2006-08-16 19:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to lay off the drugs and leave little people(midgets) alone
2006-08-16 23:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by mickey999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have hit your head while running through the glass door...again
2006-08-15 14:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? Emii ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can try luring him out with some Guinness....
2006-08-14 07:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Ana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋