2006-08-09 14:26:04 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Absolutely. Beat it like it stole from you.
2006-08-09 14:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by mrknositall 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SPANK A MONKEY??? that is the key right there. do you have a thing for monkeys or something. i mean why would you want to do that. are speaking metaforicly or something. your not really talking about are you? you want every one to think that though so you can get a way with quote" spanking a monkeyquote. um dont hurt the " monkey" if you do spank it because that is animal abuse. and who own a pet monkey anyways. if i was there i would just slap you silly and take that monkey to a better home. peace out man
2006-08-09 14:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by clarabarton1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read "Monkey Spanking for Dummies" before you do it:
http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/spanker.htm
2006-08-09 14:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Shot At Sight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, are you joking? Don't spank your monkey. Explain that it was being bad and tell it to be better. If it ignores you, still don't spank it. Lock it in a cage and yell at it.
2006-08-09 14:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Cathryn E. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the f*cking hell is wrong with u people? U should NEVER spank a monkey, unless it's on addictinggames.com.
2006-08-09 14:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by murcelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people may frown on spanking the monkey, but that's your perrogative. Just, whatever you do, don't choke your chicken.
2006-08-09 14:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Village Idiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it deliberately disobeying or just a regular misdemeanor?
disobedience warrants a spanking whereas general badness should usually be corrected with a timeout.
bad monkey!
2006-08-09 14:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give monkey a hug
2006-08-09 14:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by leyte6519 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spank my monkey instead
2006-08-09 14:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by randy p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spare the rod, spoil the monkey.
2006-08-09 14:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by O'Shea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spank it like a redheaded step child
2006-08-09 14:30:59 · answer #11 · answered by josie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋