Ooops.
What does this do?
I'll bet I can do that.
What are some of your favorites?
2006-08-09 14:05:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
These are hilarious hahaha.
2006-08-09 14:18:25 · update #1
Is that a knife?
It don't look hot.
My Grandma can do that.
They don't bite.
I'm a pro.
2006-08-09 14:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can make it.
75's not fast.
We don't need directions.
What's this go to?
A little bit more...
The dungeon master's an idiot.
Awww, what a cute little fish.
Don't be so superstitious.
Don't panic!
Don't shoot, it's me!
Don't worry, I'll handle it!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...
Mmmmmm... tastes of almonds, yummy.
How could we possibly lose?
I've done this before.
Never felt better.
I folded my parachute myself.
Interesting...
It's supposed to make that noise.
Jason won't find us in this closet...
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
Look! No hands!
Nice doggy...
Of course it's sterile!
Pull the pin and count to what?
Question over here, Arnold ! Why does Maria look like a friggin' skeleton?
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
This will go down in history.
Over my dead body!
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it ?
You won't get me alive!
I dare you.
2006-08-09 21:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by epitome of innocence 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." W. C. Fields
"Don't worry men, they couldn't hit an elephant from this dist*...." Some famous Civil War general while mounted on his horse and urging his troops on.
"Rosebud." Citizen Kane.
"Hey! Everybody, watch this!"......anon
2006-08-09 21:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by Albannach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this isn't along the same lines as the other ones, but I've always like "Either these drapes go, or I do."
2006-08-09 21:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by s1rkull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
there's no place like home-wizard of oz
good night and good luck-in good night and good luck
oh and...The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone-the usual suspects
2006-08-09 21:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by vanilla_slvr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Whoa! Where the he!! did all those freakin Indians come from?"
- General George Custer
2006-08-09 21:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by beadtheway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I'm just going to get a pack of cigarettes...
2006-08-09 21:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by kg1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this button do?
Reel it in Albert! We caught a biiiiig one!
2006-08-09 21:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drank what!?
Don't worry it's not loaded.
I'll be careful, baby. I swear.
2006-08-09 21:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Lighthawk Demon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, y'all, watch this!
2006-08-09 21:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by butch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋