Back on the ranch, pulling a calf - the calf turns out to be malformed (without outer skin). It tears apart, and its guts come out in your lap, as the mother cow prolapses, resulting in a second burst of HER guts in your lap.
The smell....
2006-08-09 14:24:44
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answered by Anonymous
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ewww now thats gross...
i played a mean joke on my brother one time.
i used to live in an appartment and a person above us had roaches so unfortunanty we had them too. we had a water cooler and he had a cup sitting on the corner of it and i put a roach in it and he drank it and i asked him if it was good and he said yes cause it was very hot out side and i told him he just ate a roach and all he could say was mmm high in fiber lmao... but it is a true story
2006-08-09 21:06:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Walking into a restroom stall and sitting down without looking then smelling a strong poop smell only to look down and see poop all over the seat that you have set bare bottomed in!
Now thats gross!
2006-08-09 21:06:49
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answered by Nikki 4
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Eating a piece of fruit and finding only half a maggot..
2006-08-09 21:03:55
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answered by Diane 4
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Mistaking a cup of tobacco spit for a Dr Pepper and taking a huge swig.
2006-08-09 21:03:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Taking a drink and realizing someone had spat phlegm into the glass.
Drowning in an outhouse hole.
2006-08-09 21:05:42
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answered by Anonymous
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You wake up after a night of crazy drunken sex with several complete strangers to find your penis looking like a spoiled, well cooked hot-dog.
btw... thats funny steeky!!
2006-08-09 21:05:58
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answered by Slap Happy 3
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no when u at a fast food resturant and see some body throw up from eating the food
2006-08-09 21:05:42
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answered by HaHa Thats Funny!!! 2
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realizing the milk is spoiled after taking a nice healthy semi-chunky gulp!
2006-08-09 21:05:01
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answered by profghost 5
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Yo mama's face is grosser than gross!!! haha!!
2006-08-09 21:03:59
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answered by Anonymous
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