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Don't take this question seriously & try to answer the Purpose of Creation. Treat it in a lighter vein & come up with hilarious Reples that Make Others' Day!

2006-08-09 13:21:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Trivia

12 answers

Humans evolved as a mechanism to successfully distribute the fig (moraceae ficus) all around the globe. Without mankind, it would have taken a whole lot more work on God's part to get this fruit to all four corners of the globe.

2006-08-09 13:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I suspect we were flawed, probably because of our propensity for violence and general body odor, and Earth was actually the garbage scow of the universe.

2006-08-09 20:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by Kaia 7 · 0 0

To punish us for infractions committed in another dimension. The worse the offense the, worse the life, and the longer you live!

2006-08-09 20:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 0 1

So that the Earth will be filled with all kinds of people.

2006-08-10 08:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by carebears0408 4 · 0 0

To give the dolphins someone to play with

2006-08-09 21:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by not at home 6 · 0 0

God made humans for someone to laugh with and at. But we made him cry too.

2006-08-09 20:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by willberb 4 · 0 0

Sorry, I have to take it seriously. We are here to glorify God.

2006-08-09 20:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 5 · 1 0

I am going to answer this serious as well. We were put here for his pleasure.

2006-08-09 21:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by cosmic beauty 3 · 1 0

To worship him and to build the world.

2006-08-09 20:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah F 2 · 1 0

God didn't know what else to do with us

2006-08-09 20:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by mr. Bob 5 · 0 0

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