2006-08-09 12:41:07 · 20 answers · asked by doggiebike 5 in Computers & Internet ➔ Programming & Design
how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
none, that's a hardware problem.
2006-08-09 12:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by piquet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the scripting language.
If they are Apple programmers- 3- one to sip coffee and talk about how cool apples are- one to watch the progress- and one to change the light-bulb.
If they are Windows programmers- 5- one to determine what would be the best way to change the light-bulb- one to watch the progress of the Apple programmers- one to hold the ladder- one to yell at the entire group for taking to long- and one to steal the light bulb from the Apple guys after they have completed their project.
2006-08-09 12:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by first_thess_516 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
So the answer to the question:
NONE
Because they are laughing at this stupid joke
OR
Thinking I wish I had a frog like that!!!
lol
2006-08-09 12:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by FEN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
74
2006-08-09 12:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick question - programmers never turn on the lights. It messes with the mushrooms that they grow on their toenails.
2006-08-09 12:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Brady ... I've gone for months without light generated from a source other than a CRT touching my eyes.
2006-08-09 12:51:35 · answer #6 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
101! 100 holds the whole house to make it spin , And one of them holds the light bulb ;) hahahahahahaha
2006-08-09 12:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by bmcsporran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Programmers are smart so I'd stick with just one.
2006-08-09 12:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the number of bugs in the program.
2006-08-09 12:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question has given me the laughs really bad. I don't know, but I can't wait to hear the answer.
2006-08-09 12:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋