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I am at work and it is a co-worker's birthday. Other co-workers have asked me to get him to go to the cafeteria here at work. I am unsure on what to say to get him to go to the cafeteria. The only people at work right now are the cleaners, the afternoon shift, and myself (security). Someone will be escorting him to see me, then I am to send him to the cafeteria for cake, etc.

Can anyone help me? I am stumped!

2006-08-09 12:04:44 · 11 answers · asked by loudy_foudy 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

They have planned it for lunch time, so it has to be the cafeteria.

Everyone will be meeting in there!

2006-08-09 12:10:08 · update #1

11 answers

Either send him for a soda for you or, as a favor to you, to go see if so-and-so is in the cafeteria as you need to see them pronto. Look like you're too busy to do it yourself.

2006-08-09 12:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Kader 3 · 2 0

For starters don't make it the cafeteria. Just say after work you
want to celebrate his birthday by buying him a round of drinks.
Then you surprise him at a local pub/restaurant. That way you
looked to have put more thought into it than just having it at the
cafeteria.

2006-08-09 12:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1 0

Tell your co-worker that you felt and think you broke an ankle,so just ask him to bring you at the cafeteria cause it make you thirsty.But you need to jump only on one feet so your co worker will not suspect anything good luck!

2006-08-09 12:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by none 5 · 0 1

Ask him to get you a soda or something from the vending machine.

2006-08-09 12:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by destini'smom 6 · 0 0

if he also works in security tell him there is a security matter that needs his attention there...a door unlocked? or a break-in? or ?

by the way are you still interested in the warped tour tickets?

2006-08-09 12:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by luvs_to_play_8i8 2 · 0 1

YES GET HIM A FEMALE STRIPPERR TO HOP OUT OF THE CAKE IN THE CAFTEERIA CLUE HIM IN ON WHATS GOING ON I BET HE WILL HAUL-- TRY IT A NICE SMILING GORGEOUSS FEMALETOTALLY IN THE NUDE TOOSMILE HOP OUT OF CAKE!!! HOPE SHE HAS A NICE SMILE FOR YA!! GOOD LUCK NOW ON YOUR NAKED STRIPPERR ETc!!

2006-08-09 12:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Tell him there is a window broken and you want him to go with you to see if there is a burglar anywhere.

2006-08-09 12:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0 1

Clonk him on the head then take him to the caf.

2006-08-09 12:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Binky 5 · 1 1

Say you feel sick and ask him to go get you some crackers.

2006-08-09 12:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by Eerin 6 · 0 1

tell him that you dropped your penis in there and that he should make sure it can be sewed back on.

2006-08-09 12:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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