Who can give me the best "yo mama" joke?

Question

Who ever gives me the best original yo mama snap , I'll give them 10 points.

Answer 1

your mamma is like a vaccuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet

Answer 2

I know It won't be best answer but I want to add to the collection, though not original:

yo mama so stupid she wonders why there's lil "w"s on M&Ms
yo mama so big she got crop circles instead of cornrows
yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car
yo mama so fat she tripped on Walmart and landed on Target

Answer 3

Yo mama's so poor i saw her walkin down the street the other day and asked "mam, did you lose a shoe?" and she said "nah, just found one!"

Answer 4

Yo mamma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
That's my fav!
I don't really care if I get the points, just wanted to share that with the World!

Answer 5

Yo mama butt so big it got its own zip code.

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Yo mama so freaky the circus wouldn't even take her.

Answer 6

Yo'momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo'momma so fat when she sings, it's over! .
Yo'momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. .
Yo'momma so fat when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats! .
Yo'momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. .
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around its her birthday. .
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. .
Yo'momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. .
Yo'momma so fat when she walks she leaves snail tracks.... .
Yo'momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" .
Yo'momma so fat when she wears a Malcom-X t-shirt, helicopters land on her..