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Press your Flight-of-Imagination & Sense-of-Humor into Service & Come up with the Best Repartee ( Original or a Heard one). I've one in stock to be let out of the bag after choosing the Best Answer. O.Kay?

2006-08-09 11:22:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

I was expecting a most unusual Turn & twist in the repartee. Still there is time for a diifferent repartee! Not the Cause & effect replies, pl.

Waiting for something unexpected!

2006-08-15 15:39:01 · update #1

15 answers

Still be living with "mommy" . . .

2006-08-09 14:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by lilith4507 3 · 4 1

If I knew then, what I know now...

I can't come up with the answer that I'd like to. Perhaps if the question were deleted and reposted...that would help... I know what you're looking for... Post your "stock" retort in details and then come up with a good one upon best answer selection process.

2006-08-09 18:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0 2

I'd laugh and play all the day! And at night it would be one big party!

2006-08-16 02:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by pamm4617 1 · 1 0

You'd become a free-range partridge.

You'd give up masturbation.

Be ugly and "single" instead.

Absolutely sod all.

Come out.

Lose your virginity.

Keep on pondering.

2006-08-14 06:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The grammatically correct interrogative is, "If I were not married, what would I do?" and my excruciatingly polite reply is, "Why do you want to know?"

2006-08-16 11:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by soxrcat 6 · 0 1

I would hope that a certain celeb that I have the hots for was not married, either, and I'd get hold of him and turn him every way but loose, and believe me, it would be the best time of his life!!!!

2006-08-09 18:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0 4

Have a life.

2006-08-16 18:25:04 · answer #7 · answered by WhiteLilac1 6 · 1 0

Live in peace with your pipe.

2006-08-16 13:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by nannacrocodiles 3 · 1 0

...I'd get us a (plane, train, ship, buggy, ferry, ferris wheel, {please fill in the blank} ) ride, just us two;...
...we'd go travelling, me and you...
...go on a shopping spree, everything you pick will be free...
...that is if I was not married, you see?

2006-08-14 02:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by tranquil 6 · 1 0

Live, Laugh and Love.

2006-08-11 08:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by Ford 4 · 0 3

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