How can you tell if your boss is a ninja?

Answer 1

Roll a ball at his feet when he least suspects it, if he leaps over a cubicle, he was a ninja. If he trips over it and breaks his neck, he was not.



(The rumor is that they used to do that at checkpoints in Japan, have a bunch of kids play a game with a ball and throw it at certain people's feet to test them.)

Answer 2

If your boss was a ninja, there would already be 5 shurkins in a distinctive ninja pentagram pattern, piercing the walls of your cubicle and embedded into the filaments of the left ventricle of your heart.

If your boss was a ninja, the next time you dared to ask for a raise, he'd ask you to hold on a minute, while swifly decapitating you with the hidden shurkin/fountain pen combo he uses when pretending to write cheques to non ninja employees.

If your boss was a ninja, he'd scoff at the fools who started "monster.com" and only hire those who know the secret "ninja" job seeking website "shurkininyoureye.com".

Answer 3

The big clue is he splits the apple that you give him with a Katana while you are holding it. Then apologizes by peeling the two halves of the apple with a Ginsu knife and gives you one half of the apple back to eat.

Answer 4

The short sword strapped to his back?
He exits meetings in a cloud of smoke.
All bulletins are tacked up with throwing stars?
All competitors are found chopped up like sushi
His name is Sho Kosugi (look it up)

Answer 5

hes green and eats lots of pizza

Answer 6

This sounds cool. mine all was have been a** holes

Answer 7

ask him if he can do any karate moves or w/e they're called

Answer 8

if he wears a bandana

Answer 9

throwing stars in his/her desk.

Answer 10

ask him