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Yes. The jobs market.

2006-08-09 09:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why are you looking for the seed which will grow into a money tree when it is right in front of you???

This is not a Yoda kind of answer... If you don't believe me, just stand in front of a mirror and stare really hard.... what do you see? YOU!!!

Think about it, you are the seed which will either grow into a money tree or nothing.... Quit looking around and start doing something useful.

2006-08-15 22:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Raz... 3 · 0 0

I have a couple friends. One is pretty successful (Joe), while the other one (Fred) really isn't. So Fred asked Joe about a year ago how he got so successful. He has the nice house and car with a cute wife, money in the bank - and he's not even 30. Joe said "Work half days 5 days a week, 8 hours on saturday, and spend the rest of your time with your family and friends."

A few months later Fred was worse off than when he started, so he came back to Joe and said "I did just what you told me. I work 4 hours a day Monday through Friday and 8 hours on Saturday. Now my boss thinks I'm a slacker, except for on Saturday, and I'm going to get fired."

Joe said "That's not what I said...I said to work half-days. You know, there's 24 hours in a day..."

2006-08-09 10:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Jonathan S 2 · 0 0

yea, if u are still young, little bit attractive, spread your legs, sit behind the windows in armsterdam, then u r money tree seed. the more u spread ur legs, the more money u can grow. happy now?

2006-08-09 09:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i know the feeling
you could try ebay
then again your more than likely to just come across more like minded souls in a similar predicament selling the stuff they bought on their credit cards a month or two ago
people like me

alternately you could try this site http://www.allsalvia.co.uk/seeds.htm
2 good hydro trees should make pound

2006-08-09 09:42:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My old peach tree used to grow $100 bills, but the tree rotted away and my father chopped it down.

I've been penniless and living on welfare since.

2006-08-17 08:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Money doth not grow on trees dear but on sugar daddies

2006-08-16 16:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by J J ! 2 · 0 0

money trees don't grow from seeds - you have to get a cutting from someone else's - much as in real life!

2006-08-09 09:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by island3girl 6 · 0 0

get off the computer and you will have a few bucks . Get a job and a life too instead of showing to the world on the net how pathetic you are .

2006-08-09 16:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You may feel broke but you have your health and why worry about money. Just work hard and you will have what you need - which is really nothing anyway.

2006-08-12 11:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by j_emmans 6 · 0 0

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