OK I have finally realised what I should have realised long ago! I hate women they are filthy, stupid, kaniving animals. God must have really been mad at men to make us co exist with these pieces of scum. Therefore I have decided to become a ho.mo. If you would like to be my boyfriend then email me. I am not interested in any g.ay. se.xual activity, am not interested in holding your hand, standing too close to you or sleeping in the same bed or watching you naked. I do not want to kiss you but only enjoy the perks of being a ho.mo, like an impecable fashion sense, being able to tell girls there shoes are from last year, going to art galleries and drinking wine. Welcome me into my new life stile beyatches!
2006-08-09 08:09:07 · 72 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
That was pretty funny actually.
And you aren't interested in sex? Pffft. I have yet to meet a "straight" guy who isn't. After a six pack or a joint we'll see how "not interested" you are when you are ******* on my big **** like all the others. Well OK not all that big, but it's OK.
2006-08-09 08:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL r just ok im not trying to be mean but where do u think u came from ur daddy no sweety u came from ur mommy and guess what ur mommy is a women sweety not a men ..and i dont think u will have a 'good' time with a guy u wont get any pleasure out of it ....i hope ur new live as a homo works out 4 ya and in about 20 ,10 years when ur married to a women i hope u remember this cause ur just funny..very good sence of humor by the way oh & thanks what u said about me i really apreciate it send me a message i am a girl but i wont bite...
2006-08-09 16:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by jenni 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all, no one decides to become gay. Either you were always gay, or you are not gay. From the description of yourself, you are not gay. You merely share certain interests with some gays and a great many straights.
Your vilification of women is way over the top. Even if you may have had some bad experiences with women, most women, by far, are good people, many of them wonderful people. Don't forget that some men are not perfect either. Try to put any bad experiences behind you and move ahead with your life. Good luck!
2006-08-11 14:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by twitchy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd probably be better off in the preist hood. Devote your life to God, be hip, live in a community and be celibate.
You would't get any head aches.
I'm serious!
My friend - I have news for you. Becoming gay is not a way to escape mind games! Boy friends can be big problems! Plus you have to figure out if you are a top, bottom, oral, j/o or versatile. And you are going to have keep up your body better too - so get on that tread mill if you need it because we judge each other and our selves just as harshly as you now judge a woman's body.
Best wishes to you
2006-08-09 08:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by Think.for.your.self 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you sound angry, If some woman hurt you were sorry. But just like women on here that say they are over guys because they were burned... We really do not want any to pollute the gay community with someone who really doesn't know what they want. If you are just looking for friends (guys) go on a fishing trip, camping, whatever you can do to get over being so angry. Other wise you might just hurt some nice gay guy who you would not reciprocate the same feeling with...
2006-08-09 08:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've felt the same way many times. If I didn't love women so much, and find men so repulsive, I'd definetely check out the gay thing. Unfortunately, no such luck. I think I'm hetero for life. Dammit!
Come to think of it, I have thought about the asexual route more than a few times, but it doesn't seem to be possible.
2006-08-09 08:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by JCS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because some woman burned you is an excellent reason to become gay! Have fun getting stuck in the butt! Oh yea a lot of gay guys are very girly and act worse than females so good luck with that to.!
2006-08-09 08:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely this question has been asked many situations from assorted human beings why no longer in hassle-free terms circulate verify out their solutions. I not at all desperate nor chosen to be gay it somewhat is in hassle-free terms who i'm. yet you look set on asserting that's something we decide so im no longer likely to spend a while explaining. in spite of everything you're entitled on your individual as each and every physique else is.
2016-09-29 02:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congrats
2006-08-09 08:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I speak for the ladies when I say "Wow! What a relief that we will never have to worry about YOU trying to step to us while we're out having a good time!"
Well, ladies, that's one less loser to bother us...
I feel sorry for the nice gay men that have inherited you. Not sure what they did to deserve that...
Congrats on your new lifestyle choice. Hope you don't change your mind cause we (the ladies) don't want you back!
2006-08-09 08:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I definately don't think you are sure that you are gay. I think you are just confused looking for answers and I can tell you now that this is the wrong answer. I mean if you basically arent interested in anything besides having the title of being gay, then I think you should reconsider...make up your mind!
2006-08-09 08:16:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋