2006-08-09 07:26:03 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Adam: "Want an aspirin?"
Eve: "What's that?"
Adam: "A pill against headache."
Eve: "I don't have a headache."
Adam: "EXCELLENT!!"
or
Adam: "Shall we?"
Eve: "Not even if you were the last man on earth."
2006-08-09 07:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Eve "not tonight i have a headache"
Adam "where is the TV remote"
God made Adam in his image and made him first to give him a chance to speak
The women will tell you when he made Adam he was only practising then he made the perfect model
2006-08-09 07:33:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mozzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eve: Adam does this leaf make me look fat ?
Adam: No its your azz that makes you look fat.
Adam: Damm Eve,apples again.
Eve: I had steak for you,but it got cold i had to give to the dog. Would it be so much trouble for you to invent a phone,put up phone lines,and call if your running late ! I'm going to my mothers, hey wait........
2006-08-09 07:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by snoogans 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first word Eve said was 'no'
the first word Adam said was 'why?'
2006-08-09 07:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eve: where do you think you're going?
Adam: stop nagging me or else I'll shove that apple in your gob to shut you up
(and we all know that 'man' was damned and kicked out of paradise due to the female's nagging, thus: 'Woe-of-man'=Woman)
2006-08-09 07:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by jjdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Eve looks at Adam's leaf*
Eve: Thats a bit optimistic?
2006-08-09 10:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by drcoxscrubs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam (in his best Joey Tribbiani voice): How you doin'?
Eve: Smiles and giggles
2006-08-09 07:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by littlestory 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says,"Nice Tips." (with a t in place of the P).
She says, " It took 7 days to make that little thing. Jesus Christ!! well I guess I could even choke on a fish bone..... or but I wanted a meal not a Bennie weenie!!" .
2006-08-09 07:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam: Why don't we start populating the world he he
Eve: Uhh...why don't we start that tomorrow I'm tired
Adam: Aww...that's what you always say!
Not to funny compared to the others but it made me laugh a little
2006-08-09 07:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by roseyroses14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eve: Does my bum look big in this???? (showing Adam a large fig leaf)
Adam: Uuummmmmmmmmmmmmm - what's a bum???
2006-08-09 07:39:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi!
2006-08-09 07:28:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋