what is your most embarraing sexual situation? I mean, in the middle of a lovemaking session. Guys, avoid the flaccidity. That is natural and it happens
2006-08-09 07:24:06 · 14 answers · asked by Big Chief 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
The very first time me and my husband were trying to get intimate, he was so excited that he went off before he even got close enough to me to do anything. I tried not to laugh but i couldn't help it. So we tried a second time and he just couldn't perform because he was so embarrassed. I was flattered. I wish we would have been able to try again that night cause I really wanted him too.
2006-08-09 07:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. I'm a cop keep that in mind.
Started dating one of our dispatchers and it eventually became intimate. As the relationship progressed so did the sex. As it turned out this girl liked be tied up and/or handcuffed. So I cuffed her to the bed one night and we did our thing. When it was time to take the cuffs off I couldn't find my keys. Turns out I had left my keys at the restaurant we were at that was 45 miles away. Well, I lived in the city I was a cop in. I called one of my partners and asked him to bring me a handcuff key. He wanted to know why. Didn't say, just told him to bring me a key.
Well, he did and he also so the girls car outside and put two and two together. The next day when I went into work the whole department knew of our ordeal. It was even mentioned at roll-call. Took crap for a year afterwards.
2006-08-09 14:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well when I was in highschool, my first love and I were screwing around (not having sex, but oral), and he came on the carpet in his parents living room. All of a sudden, his mom started walking down the stairs to the LR. I had my panties and shorts at me knees. I pushed him off and ran into the bathroom. To this day, i can here him say "I'll clean it up" to his mom. I asked him about it and he claims she didn't notice it. He told her that I ran to the bathroom because I thought I was on the rag. He swears up and down she didn't know anything about it! LOL. Good times!
2006-08-09 14:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by marieandlucaspape 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fell asleep and didnt wake up untill the next morning. AND I forgot that it had even happened untill I saw her at the bar the next night.
2006-08-09 14:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by Ted v 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A younger sister who is just old enought to understand that stuff comes in...
2006-08-09 14:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by ConradD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
having anal sex with an ex girlfriend ended up having diarrhea all over me and the bed. Needless to say, i broke up with her.
2006-08-09 14:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by jack_daniels 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once I almost shitted on myself during sex. I had to run to the bathroom with one halfway hanging out.
2006-08-09 14:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
being caught by your parents during the masturbation
2006-08-09 14:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by malasorte71 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo chief, you wanna my secrets? Get more, creative!
2006-08-09 14:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jerdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
caught a leg cramp while strokin
2006-08-09 14:29:21 · answer #10 · answered by HUSTLER 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋