What is your favorite Homer Simpson quote? If it's the same as mine I will give you 10 points!
2006-08-09 07:09:08 · 27 answers · asked by devildollbaby 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes.
2006-08-09 07:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by sbouasri 3 · 17⤊ 6⤋
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The strong must protect the Sweet.
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Homer no function beer well without.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
2006-08-09 07:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
a close second:
Homer: I'm no missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus! Let me out!
Guy: Sorry! No can do!
Homer: Oh! Save me Jeebus!
2006-08-09 07:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Brian S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No beer and no TV make Homer something something. "Go crazy?" Don't mind if I do!
I know it's not Homer, but it's one of the best!
LOL
2006-08-09 07:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Tammy O 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
But I dont Know Jebus!
Gimmie the bat Marge Gimmie the bat
2006-08-09 07:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.
Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?
2006-08-09 07:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution
2006-08-09 07:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by NICK K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Drunken) " I love you man "
Or
~sings~ " When I was 17 I drank a very good beer
I drank a very good beer I purchesed with a fake ID
My name was Brion McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17
2006-08-09 07:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by position28 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Woo-Hoo
2006-08-09 07:20:06 · answer #9 · answered by TINKER B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh!
aww donuts!
10 pts!
thats not a quote
LOL!
*Brean*
2006-08-09 07:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Natalie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Save me Jebuz! and Me so hungy.
2006-08-09 07:13:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋