Put this question up before but since the answers are funny I am posting it again.
The misses and I got in a spat last night. I got into bed and wanted to go to sleep. She barged into the bedroom threw on the light and began working on the computer at a high volume - "If I can't sleep your not going to sleep". Another time we got into a pillow fight literally. I was in bed again and she came over and grabbed my pillow but I grabbed it back then we had a tug of war. We were in a fight with each other but I was roaring with laughter watching her tug the pillow from me. Incidentally, she won!
2006-08-09 06:28:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
once when we were fighting my bf told me that i needed to clean his dishes because he was to lazy to do it......... needless to say i was mad and told him to shove it so he threw my brand new plates away so the next morning when he woke up i had put dish soap all over the floor and he slid all the way from our hallway to the front door. He never told me to was his dishes again.
2006-08-09 06:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago a B/F was being an a$$ about the dishes and cleaning out the sink. When he started to say mean things to me I left the room but as I was walking out my blood began to boil. So I picked up a huge jar candle and while still standing in the living room slung it into the kitchen. As it smashed into a million pieces I yelled " There bi+tch now you can clean that up too!" He was a bit mad after but he never complained about the dishes again.
2006-08-09 06:39:35 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once took scissors and cut holes in the a s s of all his pants, so that when he got up to get dressed for work, a) either he wouldn't have anything to wear, or b) he would go to work looking like an ***....he went with b, by the way, and didn't notice until lunch time......stupid to do, I know, but I felt better at the time
2006-08-09 06:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by ndussere 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was pregnant with our first son, I was really bitchy, and my husband and I faught a lot. whenever we would get into a fight, I would get so mad that I would find something and throw it at the wall. It ALWAYS seemed to be a remote (it was always the closest thing LOL). Everytime it would happen He would just hang his head and say "WHY? why the remote, can't you find anything else. He was devistated his remote was broken. I think we went through 5 remotes! LOL. We just laugh about it now.
2006-08-09 06:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex was horribly abusive and not particularly funny at all but if I were to choose one...It would be his mooning me when he lacked anything better to say or do....can you imagine a 300lb, 37 year old grown man stuttering and then just yanking down his pants to moon ya??? UGH! I thought I finally had that image out of my head!
2006-08-09 06:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by swtz69drmz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was not involed in this arguement it was between my parents.
It was New years and my mom was getting ready to make Duck for dinner.... So my dad came down to ask how long it will take he claims he was hungry... Mind you my mother cookkkkss all day during holidays well she got so pissed of she tenderized the duck against the wall.. Poor duck go slammed over and over again then the poor duck flew over my fathers head when all was said and done that duck was reallly goood!!!
2006-08-09 06:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have literally gone on strike. I wouldn't cook, wash clothes or even clean the house. After a day or so he realized the house didnt function with out me and we needed to make up!
2006-08-09 06:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he starts on me I just ask if he wants to fight or F*** and that incidentally makes me the winner!!!!!!!!!
It's funny...because I let him rant and rave for a little bit, I throw it in when I've had enough.... then he stutters and says "Oh...F*** it.....let's go!!!"
And I say "Exactly, what I thought" (Got to get that last word in!)
2006-08-09 06:38:57 · answer #8 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once my ex boyfriend was messing around and he called me a "concubine" in front of his best friend to act macho. He didn't expect the slap he got across the face about two seconds afterward! His friend laughed really hard and asked me why I hadn't hit him harder!
2006-08-09 06:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine, when her & her husband had had an argument, waited until he left for work then took all his underwear out to the garage and lined the grease spots with them so she wouldn't get her shoes dirty.
2006-08-09 06:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋