You got a funny rhyme..?

Question

heres one to get yah goin lol

Mary mary quite contrary
trim that pxxsy
it's so darn hairy!

Answer 1

When i was a little girl, i had a little quim.
I used to go to bed at night and stick me fingers in.
But now that I've grown old, my quim has lost its charm.
I still sticks me fingers in , and half me fcukin arm.

When a man grows old and his balls go cold and the end of his nob turns blue, and a young maids hand cant give him a stand well i think he's fcuked dont you?

There was a young woman from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour her jugs were a flower and her F*nny was covered in weeds

Answer 2

Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned on doing some kissing Jack made a pass and grabbed her a** and now has two front teeth missing

Answer 3

Little miss muffet,
sat on her tuffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,
twas little boy blue with his horn!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son!

Answer 4

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
but everytime the lamb got out
the bulldog used to F F F Fu** it

Mary Had a little lamb...it didn't half suprise the midwife!

Answer 5

First Stephen Hawking, now the Poet Laureate.

Answer 6

Mary had a little lamb
She took it to a wedding
She stood it up against a wall
And kicked its f+cking head in

Answer 7

There was an old man on the hill,
who ate a dynamite pill,
his heart retired,
his a*se back-fired,
And his w*lly went over the hill!!

Answer 8

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
ten thousand volts shot up its ar5e
and turned its wool to nylon!

Answer 9

Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To run, and play, and romp;

Jack fell down,
And broke his crown,
He now gets worker's comp.

Answer 10

mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin
she tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little **** in

best I could do I'm afraid