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I would recommend making the elephant into a drugs-mule rather than killing it for ivory. Can you imagine how much gear you could get through customs in one of those fat-boys?!!

2006-08-09 06:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by zebra 3 · 0 0

It makes better sense to steel pianos and accordians, and pull the ivory keys off of them, for re-sale to animal rights specialists that make artificial tusks for elephants that were the victims of violent crimes.

2006-08-09 13:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by nothing 6 · 0 0

Ivory is not the way to go!
1. Ivory smuggling is illegal
2. It is a cruel thing to do!

2006-08-09 13:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by princessconswellabananahamock123 1 · 0 0

yeah..elephants are cool, and to the guy that said that elephants are plentiful in the amazon, elephants dont live in south america

2006-08-09 13:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by bumblebee 5 · 0 0

It's very, very illegal to import ivory into the US. Find a non-destructive and legal way to make money....work, maybe?

2006-08-09 13:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Maple 7 · 0 0

Go to the Amazon rain forest. They're plentiful there.

2006-08-09 13:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

try up the elephant and round the castle in london

2006-08-11 10:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by nuclear farter 3 · 0 0

how about this:

the Hindu God of luck and good fortune, Ganesh, is an elephant.

how much good luck and money do you think you're going to get by slaughtering the image of Ganesh on earth?

Just a thought... of course, you're not serious, so it was just a thought.

2006-08-09 13:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by kwanyin_mama 3 · 0 0

There are a couple at Chessington Zoo, good luck fella.

2006-08-09 13:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

remember http://www.elephant.co.uk

(ps ivory isn't worth sh#t anymore)

2006-08-09 13:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by wave 5 · 0 0

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