Who is the best bush basher on this site?

Question

I'd like to think that I'm pretty good, after all I coined the nickname "shrubby", but if you are a great bush-basher, bash away! Best bash wins!!

Answer 1

Me, me , me....pick me. My husband and I have tought our 2 boys who are 6 and 4 that his real name is Monkey Boy idiot face, and so when they see him on TV, that's what they call him....also, when a neighbor was talking about him, my 6 year old said....."oh you mean Monkey boy, the guy that's dumb as a rock"....hee hee hee, I guess he pays attention to what we say after all.....

Answer 2

If the United states were to have an enema, then Crawford, TX would be the colostomy bag. Guess what you might find inside that bag? George W. Bush. George W. Bush is a boil on the scrotum of a syphilitic mule...a veritable cancer on the white house. Why put such an idiot into a position of power? A man who has devoted his entire life to failure (Bush Oil Co., Texas Rangers, Texas Governor, etc) gets the most powerful nation in the world as his reward. How does this happen? 4 easy steps: 1) be wealthy, 2) help wealthy people, 3) dupe stupid people into thinking that you are in there best interest, and 4) have no soul.

Answer 3

You coined the name "shrubby"? Sure you did. It's only been used for about 18 years since his FATHER was President and even before when he was VP.

There is no new ground for bashing, so just go have a wanker.

Answer 4

I haven't seen one decent Bush-basher yet on this site.

The intellectual level of the posts is that of teenage boys who don't get out enough and failed every history and civics class they ever took. Oh, I know the "teachers" gave them As, but you know what I mean, they just don't know anything.

That's why the posts are so low in bandwidth and so damn repetitive (they're very, very good at repeating ad nauseum the nonsense they've been fed, aren't they).

They don't "like" Bush - wow, now that's news!!! Sorry, kids, but it isn't about liking whoever is the President - he's not your daddy, he's got a REAL job with the sorts of responsibilities that would make you piss in your pants.

Just go get mommy to change your nappies!

Oh, and whatever else you do, spend your time on this site crying, whining, complaining, bitching, moaning and generally keeping the other kids awake during nap time.

It'll keep you off the road and leave more room for guys like me who are livin' large and lovin' every minute of it!!!

Bye, kids.

Answer 5

Proof: George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him. "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven! The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!" The last to arrive is George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W. looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."

Fuzzy math: Bob Packwood, Dick Cheney and George Dubya Bush go into a bar. Packwood orders first. "I'll have a B and C." The bartender asks, "What is a B and C?" "Bourbon and Coke," Packwood says. Cheney orders. "And, I'll have a G and T." The bartender asks, "What's a G and T?" "Gin and tonic," Cheney replies. Dubya wants to be cute, too. He says, "I'll have a 15." “OK,” the bartender asks, "What's a 15?" Dubya says, "A 7 and 7."

Faking it: George W. was asked what he thought about Roe v. Wade. He said he thought it was just about the most important decision George Washington had to make before crossing the Delaware.

After the Revolution: The far right extremists of FreeRepublic.com, WSJ.com, Nazi.com, and KKK.com finally get it together and overthrow the government. Then they start rounding up politicians to execute. A firing squad is convened and Al Gore, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are all marched to a wall to be shot. As the right wing nuts are loading their guns Al Gore thinks, "I've got to cause a diversion so I can get away." He yells "Oh, no. A TORNADO" and points behind the firing squad. As the ultraconservative fruitcakes turn around to see if there is a tornado approaching, Al Gore jumps over the wall behind him and runs away. The firing squad turns their attention back to the two men who are left. Clinton quickly observes how well Gore's ruse has worked and yells "EARTHQUAKE". As the firing squad frantically looks for a place to take cover Clinton jumps over the wall and he too escapes. The firing squad resumes their stance and proceeds to take aim at George W. Bush. Dubya, believing that he, too, can create a diversion, frantically searches his mind for another natural disaster to use. Smiling to himself, he yells "FIRE".

Artificial intelligence: A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!" She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision. "Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

From the mouth of babes: Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth. And George W. Bush can't tell the difference."

Answer 6

i could have left him in skill and that i will allow you to recognize why. The bringing down of Saddam has carried out actually no longer something to make the U.S. safer. That being the case, what replaced into the reason behind it? Please do not imagine that anybody buys that Bush did it to launch the Iraqi human beings. in the present day there are international places who're a higher probability to U.S. safe practices. North Korea on my own could were a higher objective. they be able andchronic to launch an attack on substantial U.S. allies and soon the U.S. itself. Our military rescources are stretched skinny contained in the middle east and we've annoyed any such large type of those who its not likely we will hit upon a lot help to handle actual threats. there is little question that Sadam replaced right into a foul man or woman. yet replaced into it our job to handle it? if so, who's next? Is it our job to police the international? once you look on the justifications positioned forth for attacking Iraq, none of them line up with what replaced into actual carried out.

Answer 7

ok. three surgeons at a party bragging about how good they are. first surgeon says, 'i reattached this mans fingers, and just last week he was able to play piano for the queen of england!'. The second surgeon says 'thats nothing. i reattached a man's leg, and he just won an olympic gold!'
the third surgeon looks smug and says 'well, i used to work in texas. there was a terrible riding accident; all that was left was a horse's *** and a cowboy hat, and now, he's the president of the united states!'

Answer 8

I'd go for Pres Chimp, KooKoo Bananas, Dd, Dr. Feelgood, and one or two others. I don't do too bad, asking pertinent and relevant questions surrounding the Government's conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11 and Iraq.

Answer 9

Nazi, Pagan, Jerk, retard, F*g, Bonesman, Pu**y went AWOL, Puppet, Cheny's Bi**h, Greedy, fake, murderer, old friends with "terrorists", Cuts down all of our trees, spies on us, wire taps, fixed election, cousin to JOHN KERRY, fights his Daddy's war, sits on his a** and lets everyone else fight and die for his"cause", 9/11, Social Security, No child left behind(yea, as long as you pay for everything and hope that your kindergartner is smart enough to pass a huge *** test to go onto 1st grade) I hate you george "dubya" Bush, You are nothing but a FU**KING LIAR IDIOT SON OF AN A**HOLE!!!!!!

Need I say more ...

Answer 10

I don't know who the best bush basher is, I just know for the second time in my life I am BUSHED again!

We have twice been BUSHwacked

Answer 11

Dear Mr. President a**-f**ker Total f**k-up,
I wanted to personally let you know that you are an utterly f**ked up sh*t-for-brains stupid
motherf**king moron. F**k you.
∞
. I hope (sincerely not meant in any way as a
threat to your safety or life) that a bunch of honorable, dysentery sh*t on
your face. In addition, president corn-hole f**ker, (& AGAIN, sincerely not meant in any way as a
threat to your safety or life) maybe you can be playing golf and be so sh*t-faced you pass out on
the green and mangy raccoons will piss and sh*t on your golf pants and you
will stink like urine and sh*t and alcohol and be unable to change your cloths and get a way-bad
un-life-threatening crotch rash. Just a thought.
You go beyond the pale of humankind. You are an alcoholic/coke head. f**k you!
There is not enough paper in the world for me to print out in point 8 type the amount of times I
want to tell you to go f**k yourself. Not only are you a stupid ****, you are stupid mean sh*t, a
deadly combo. Mr. president, go f**k yourself & f**k you, a**hole president moron.