It'll be quite a nice cult - all members can wear mittens and sip sangria. I will need all of your worldly possessions though... this is to pay for a gateway to heaven or something. I'm not big on the whole 'mass suicide' thing... thats like so 90's... maybe we can beat-box and do the 'dutty wind' like brothers and sisters that get on a bit TOO well...
You can live at my house or if I get more that 50 applicants the garden is pleasant this time of year.
No expereince required as full training will be given to the right people, modern langauage and woodwork qualifications are preferred however! (and we said those subjects were useless at school - aha you see)
See you soon my gentle flock
xxx
2006-08-09 05:45:21 · 11 answers · asked by zebra 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
can we wear orange please? its my favourite colour. otherwise im afraid the answer will be of the negative.
2006-08-09 06:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by shariwharton 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hi, commencing a faith isn't something undemanding to do, those already invented took over thousand years to exist. i think of which you in elementary terms desire one individual that might assist you. to start up a faith you may desire to be greater helpful then your followers, you may start up calling your self God. * first factor you may do is a miracle. so in case you desire to assist others, bypass around the line and consider out to grant funds to a pair human beings or maybe even get a blind guy and supply him resourceful and prescient. do no longer ignore to answer prayers, i think of that there is one that died for us already and he's no longer a faith, he's the only and in elementary terms God. Jesus Christ died to your sins, and He suffered so we does no longer bypass by using what He went. i'm hoping you will discover your solutions, the final place to start up is popping off your laptop and initiate up examining the Holy Bible. God bless you my buddy... Luiz.
2016-12-11 10:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by younker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wanted to join a cult near me. They moved to rhoade isalnd though, they thought they could inhabit a small town and take it over. The moved to a town of 600 and they do have a candidate on the ballot for mayor of it, so they are on their way. Can we plan to do something similar if I join?
2006-08-09 05:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very weird. Very.
Why do you have to start a cult? To make yourself feel better? Sounds like you need more of a psycologist than a cult?
2006-08-09 05:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think I will pass. The last cult I was in was school and I didn't think I was ever going to get out.
Now I'm free to go to collage.
2006-08-09 05:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by emma-#-1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah. Got so many followers of my own, tohugh, that I'd be willing to sell you a few of mine going surplus ...
2006-08-09 06:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the way you put this under careers and employment!!! But I already have a job, sorry!!
2006-08-09 05:52:46 · answer #7 · answered by Rae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but only if you can get some real celebrities into your cult.
2006-08-09 08:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Luvfactory 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have to vote no,,,, cause i saw what jim jones and david koresh followers ended up
2006-08-09 05:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by cmhurley64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ta for 2 :)
2006-08-09 05:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Squirrel ♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Thanks, everybody seem to kill them selfs, Get brain washed with s h i t
2006-08-09 05:52:46 · answer #11 · answered by claire1731manchester 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋