2006-08-09 05:30:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Become a porn star.
2006-08-09 05:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I recommend removing it. Or as an another option you could start wearing underwear. This should help you keep the monster
under control.
If not go back to my first answer and have it removed....
Then again, you could stop wearing pants all together. After a bit
the cops will take you to jail and many of the gentlemen there,
will be thrill about your problem and will be more than willing
to give you someplace (nice and tight) to hide it !!
good luck
2006-08-09 05:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to buy new pants so that you are not wearing floods. You can buy certain style of jeans in regular length, shorter length, or long length.
2006-08-09 05:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HERNIAS CAN BE SURGICALLY REPAIRED.
At your very young age -I suspect 13- it should be a breeze.
If your folks get lucky the anesthetist will make a terrible mistake, then the problem will be solved for good.
Theirs.
2006-08-09 05:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop trying to stuff your Chihuahua in your pants!
2006-08-09 05:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by kja63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll it up and wear briefs or a jock strap.
Audition for the porn industry. Hopefully gay genre.
Flaunt it. Let everybody know.
2006-08-10 12:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get what your asking. it has 7 letters, but it isnt a penis, but you might think if you cant spell. if the word is vaginas, then you got a serious problem there but i think it should be under women health. you tranny freak.
2006-08-09 05:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by dalafala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put ornaments, lights and bows on it and call it your Christmas tree. Nobody will know!!! hehehehehe lol
2006-08-09 05:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More importantly, what cuss word is seven letters long?
2006-08-09 05:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jake 'N' Shakes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toss it over your shoulder and dress it up with a scarf.
2006-08-09 05:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up pj boy ya dreaming again
and dont drool on my shoes again
2006-08-09 05:33:32 · answer #11 · answered by tyler_durden_project 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋