Who/what would you rather have with you to help pass the time;
1) a Gibbon
2) a born-again christian
3) a Chimp
If you can be bothered to answer my question, please only answer against with these three options.
2006-08-09 05:17:47 · 23 answers · asked by janemarsdel 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
BORN AGAIN, IF IT'S A HOT GIRL. SHE'LL FORGET ABOUT JESUS AND WORSHIP MY PENIS.
2006-08-09 05:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by JUST ME 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sticking to your list, which is silly, I'd choose #2. Because I could oppress them and make them do my bidding.
I'm guessing you're planning to triumphantly reveal some sort of hidden meaning to this question. Which is fine, since I won't be back to read it.
But now to put some logic into this - sorry, we atheists have to do that - I can't imagine that I'd be traveling anywhere with a gibbon or a chimp, particular not over tropical seas....chances are I'd be stranded on a desert island with my husband.
2006-08-09 12:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 3.
2006-08-09 12:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How stubborn and hateful you'd have to be to pick one of the animals. Of course I'd rather another human being there no matter what his/her beliefs. Being an Atheist, I can be very tolerant of other people's views since I don't feel that there are universal laws governing what is right and wrong. I think that people should be free to believe in whatever they want to believe in, and I'd prefer it if they kept those beliefs to themselves and respected my decision to not believe the way they do, but if they feel they MUST preach to me, I understand that it is meant with good intentions.
So, number 2. Maybe we'd have some interesting debates.
2006-08-09 12:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right firstly I wouldnt want a born again christian cos they might try and convert me in my hours of need-- Secondly I dont know what the hell a 'gibbon' is and thirdly I'm not sure a chimp would keep me entertained so there's my answer, sorry if it's not what u wanted
2006-08-09 12:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's amazing that the majority would rather have a chimp - which could find its own food and not be too troubled about finding mine - than a fellow-human with beliefs contrary to mine which would provide for far more interesting conversation than someone who agreed with everything (this means it couldn't be a woman, of course). What's more, as a convinced Christian he/she would be keen to take very good care of me!
2006-08-09 12:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely # 2 after a few years at least I could mate with the Christian as opposed to the chimp:))
2006-08-09 12:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chimp because the born again chritian will want to convert me atleast the chimp can climb a tree and act a look of for a ship
2006-08-09 12:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 3 first choice, they are very comical.
Number 1 second choice, very energetic and they would be entertaining
Number 2 never! They would end up being eaten or thrown in the ocean!!
2006-08-09 12:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by TIGER_TELEGRAPH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1, because I'm not sure what it is, but it must be better than the born againer, and chimps have way too much energy
2006-08-09 12:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by ndussere 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2. If he didn't shut up, at least you could eat him/her!
And at least you could work together to try and find a solution to your predicament.
You couldn't do that with a gibbon or chimp. They'd just bug-er off into the trees.
2006-08-09 12:26:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋