2006-08-09 05:14:49 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha.
good question.
2006-08-09 05:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the same person who invented opium.
"Hmm, I guess I'll go around cutting up flowers, turning the fluids that come out into powder, sniff it, and if I don't see rainbows then I'm moving onto the next one."
Or maybe it was the guy who invented butter.
"Huh... I'm bored. I'm gonna slush some cream in a bucket for extended periods of time!"
Or maybe it was the guy who invented the flamethrower.
"You know... I'd really like to throw flame on those people over there. But I'm too far away to get the job done. I'm going to mention this idea to my friend who is good with tools!"
You see where I'm going with this?
2006-08-09 12:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by fax_monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be the pioneer buck toofies.
he was working the fields one day, sweating up a storm, when he thought he would stop and get a drink.
unfortunately for him, the waterin hole was real smelly, a skunk had gone swimming and drownt init.
the rotting carcass was smellin so bad that buck decided not to try the water.
so he looks cross the field and sees a cow nursin its young'un,
well old buck, he wuznt too smarts ennyhow, so he's thinkin he can just sidle on up the other side and gets him a drank.
so he did.
it wuz gud, so's he tole his maw how gud it wuz.
the rest is history.
he started a cow milkin compny and went inna busnezz.
and thats how it wuz done
2006-08-09 12:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by digital genius 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaron Milkenshire
2006-08-09 12:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have wondered the same thing and still haven't figured that out. But, I'm glad they did. I'm a milk-a-holic. I drink about a gallon/day and have done so for at least 15 years now. :)
2006-08-09 12:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Kader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farmer Brown.
2006-08-09 12:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by M S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same person who said ... Hey! This chicken just crapped some round hard thing! Think I'll fry it up!
Yummy!
2006-08-09 12:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the same idiot that said..mmmmm, snails, this will become a very expensive and declicious meal and we will call it by the French name...Escargot...(same with Caviar aka fish eggs)
2006-08-09 12:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by PhantomLover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are awesome, that totally made this horrible day at work better..... I'm gonna have to guess that it was someone just kinda messing around (even though it would be sick and twisted if you didn't know the outcome)! Thanks.
2006-08-09 12:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by stinkybeardedclams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but, curiously, I had a date last night and she looked at me and made the exact same statement
2006-08-09 12:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably her calf. A human saw it and it gave him the idea.
2006-08-09 12:20:43 · answer #11 · answered by schuby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋