You need to be punished. Go to your room and wait for me.
2006-08-09 05:03:19
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Honey, let me tell you a little secret: Santa hasn't brought you any presents since you were two years old. You want to know why? Because he only gives presents to kids who are good ALL YEAR! EVERY SINGLE DAY! Everyone wonders how he can bring presents to so many boys and girls? It's because he can count the number of worthy souls on ONE HAND and have fingers left over!
Your parents, on the other hand, want you to believe that you're a good kid, because then they can delude themselves into believing they're good parents. So they buy you extra gifts and pretend they're from Santa. Everyone's parents do this. Some have done it for so long that they've forgotten Santa was ever real, and figure they're just the keepers of an ancient materialistic sham for the sake of tradition and a month or two of browbeating their kids into behaving.
Sorry to be the bearer of such bad news, but the bright side is that it really doesn't matter - you'd already fallen off the nice list back in April. I'm sure you remember why.
2006-08-09 05:02:28
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answered by Katie S 4
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Well you ruined the streak. You might as well keep doing it till christmas passes. Then I would stop and try for next year. Maybe send santa a letter and he might get excited and forgive you...or give you extra presents.
2006-08-09 04:59:53
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answer #3
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answered by trrocks03 3
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Give me a break, grow up and take responsiblity for your actions!!
Santa will only find out if you tell him...Santa is your parents!
2006-08-09 05:00:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Santa knows and he's telling the Tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny and even the sand man knows...You're screwed!! BUT at least you had fun...right?! LOL
2006-08-09 05:01:14
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answer #5
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answered by just me 4
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Santa is not real so have as much fun as you want...
2006-08-09 05:00:46
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answered by MidnightSkies 7
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ask santa f he wants some
2006-08-09 05:06:05
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answer #7
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answered by Mike Dub 3
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first...realize Santa don't exist...then stop being naughty and find something better to do with ur time
2006-08-09 05:02:20
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answer #8
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answered by m3_mY$3Lf_! 4
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why are you worried about Santa how old are you
2006-08-09 05:00:15
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answer #9
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answered by valgal115 6
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I don't knkow if you know this but Santa Likes to watch so keep him happy and he will keep you happy aight peace.
2006-08-09 05:03:21
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answered by Anonymous
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ok....im kinda scared.........you did something "NAUGHTY" ( i have no clue what you mean by that ).........AND YOU ARE WORRIED SANTA WILL FIND OUT!.........you got serious issues.......i suggest you tell santa.......after all.....HE LIVES WITH YOU....if your still not smart enough..........THERE IS NO SANTA!....ITS YOUR PARENTS!
2006-08-09 05:03:19
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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