2006-08-09 04:40:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
It's in a Monty Python skit, but it's in German, and I don't know enough German. It was so funny it killed everyone that heard it. Watch it.
2006-08-09 04:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There isn't one but at the same time there are thousands. It's all a matter of perception. What is funny to one person will mean nothing to another. Also there are variations based on colour , race, location, age, sex, religion and so on. Some find certain types of joke offensive. I can imagine the one about the African and parrot being of that type. Some are based on language which do not translate. Most jokes are a laugh at someone else's misfortune and it is hard to find one that is not. Also they come in waves depending on fashion or what is going around. many jokes come back after two years or so when we've forgotten the original. Some are considered rude although I don't mind these. I hope that someone answering will tell a good one.
I like the one about the guy who was walking through the countryside in Wales when he looked over a wall and saw what looked like a Wishing Well in the field. Deciding to try it he hopped over the wall and made his way towards the well. Just then he noticed a rather savage looking goat tethered to a chain nearby.
"Wow, better watch out for that." He thought, making his way to the well. On reaching it he took a small coin out of his pocket and threw it into the well. He was amazed to hear no splash so took out another, larger coin and threw that it. Still nothing. Disappointed he looked around for something heavier and found a rock which he threw in. Still no splash. He noticed that the goat, which he had forgotten about was glaring at him, snorting and pawing the ground. "Hellfire, that goat's going to charge me if I'm not careful." He thought, "But I've got to find out about this well. Just then he saw a huge log next to the well. "If that doesn't make a splash there's something seriously wrong with this well." He decided, and heaving and struggling he managed to balance the log on the wall of the well. He looked around and saw that the goat was really mad now. Deciding to carry on he pushed the log over the wall and before he could hear it land in the water saw the goat galloping towards him at an amazingly fast pace. He jumped out of the way and the goat clattered over the wall and vanished down the well. Alarmed by this the guy decided to get away before he was found out and began to walk back to the road. Just as he got there the farmer appeared, a huge angry looking man.
"Have you seen a goat around here?" He demanded.
"N.n.no." Stuttered the man afraid of admitting what had happened.
"That's funny'" Said the farmer. "I chained him to a large log next to the well."
2006-08-09 12:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There were 2 hunters in the woods. Suddenly one slipped and fell down a deep cliff. The other guy went down to check on his friend, and he saw he was not moving. Luckily his cellphone had a strong signal, so he called 911.
The operator answered, and he said, "My friend is DEAD!!!! What should I do? We're in the woods!" Operator replied, "OK, please calm down. First, let's make sure he IS dead." A few moments of silence, then BANG!!!!!!! Guy got back, and said, "OK, now what?"
2006-08-09 14:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by da Benchee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender asks "where u get that?" the parrot replies "africa, there plenty of them"
2006-08-09 11:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by VanillaIce 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amything that has to do with bush cheney and/or kerry
Frodo failed because bush got the ring
2006-08-09 12:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by Tony B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bush and his h0e gf's binlarden and saddam haha
2006-08-09 11:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GEORGE BUSH. HAHAHAHA
2006-08-09 11:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont have clue can you tell me one
2006-08-09 11:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
myself....lol
2006-08-09 11:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by omsamikshya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a man a man small man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-09 12:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by lyndssoccer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋