Can you tell if a guy has an erection?
2006-08-09 04:40:25 · 13 answers · asked by gorgar561 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Yes, and a quick funny story...my husband and i went to my mom and dads for thanksgiving last year. we stayed the night for 2 nights. after the first night, I woke up early. my husband, who is an early bird, lay ther next to me, awake, starring at the ceiling. I said, 'aren't you getting up?' . His face got red and he said,' um, no, not for a while ok'. Well, he a am wood. He didn't want to walk into the living room, with 'the in-laws'.
I walked into the kitchen, and poured a cup of coffee, when my mom said, 'where's --- at? Is he still asleep?'
"No" I said, trying not to laugh"he is awake...he will be out in a while"
"Is everything ok?"She said.
"Yeah, everythings fine" at which point I busted up laughing...
There was a moment of silence...
"ohhhhhh! " She said...
We both had a giggle till my husband --- walked out.
Later that year, my parents came up to our house for Christmas. After most of the gifts had been opened, My mom said, "Oh, there is one more gift for ---"
She handed him a small package, (the gift I helped her pick out, our family has a great, and twisted sense of humor)....as he opened it, his face turned red. He pulled out of the package a pair of pj pants that had a picture of Woody Woodpecker on them, and in BIG letters, read WOODY all over them!
We all busted up laughing, including my husband...It was SOOOO funny!
Just thought that I would share it with you!
2006-08-09 06:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by bijjiggitty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
think about those hott girls on the toilet in a stinky stuffy bathroom sweating trying to push out a huge slimy poop. I personally dont look 4 erections because i have better things to do lol but i have noticed them. Maybe they would think u have a big wee wee rather than an erection..
2016-03-27 05:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If his is long enough yes. But it is is a little smaller but he has on tight pants then yes. But what it all comes down to is how tight or loose his pant are, that and the lenght.
2006-08-09 05:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.....you might be able to see a tent thing going on but I wouldnt take it personally. If a guy is younger...pre-18 he is unable to control the mighty (or not so mighty) beast. It has little to do with you....a blast of wind, something rubbing against his penis, the slightest horny thought, stress, or just a surge of adrenaline can bring one on....and you would be wise to say nothing....no making fun of etc.
If you got flood of period on your clothes...wouldnt you want everyone to look the other way? Women get horny too.....hormones do that...but we fortunately dont have a large weenie sticking out...our weenie (clitoris) is smaller and our testicles are inside our bodies.
Now be a good girl and stop looking for a reason to put a guy down. If he gets an erection around you...it might not be ABOUT you at all. You could be the ugliest chick he knows but if you or anyone/anything rubs against his weiner it will get hard. It doesnt necessarily mean he likes you.
2006-08-09 05:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Scully 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Most of the time, yes. Depends on how long his penis is and how tight or loose his pants or shorts are.
2006-08-09 05:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jim R 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, unless he's hung like a cocktail wiener a.k.a. Lil' Smoky
2006-08-11 08:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well i usually dont look down there lol jk maybe if it was big
2006-08-09 04:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by AB &♥; 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no how could u do dat he got pants on maybe if he on hard
2006-08-09 04:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if your looking right at it
2006-08-09 15:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by kinsy_tay_tay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it depends on how much you concentrate on it!
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2006-08-09 06:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by tennys 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋