I promise to be nice.
I will even buy you lunch.
You can send me the money via wire transfer, PayPal, or cashier's check. I will also accept foreign currency.
2006-08-09 04:26:32 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
perhaps after my weekend of tramping around i may have some dough to spare...but only if ya love me!!
2006-08-09 16:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh no, well how much do you owe us already? I have to tell you that some of the family is still a little upset because you roughed up your Grandmother for her Social Security check last month...Is there some problem that we can get you some help for? Dare I even try to ask what you were thinking when you took G-ma's money? We are concerned about you son, and while we have always said that we would "be there" for you and be supportive of you. WE NEVER MEANT THAT WE WERE GOING TO SUPPORT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
I say stick with your day job for now hon. I can give you some groceries if you come by tomorrow morning when your father is playing golf we will go and get you some groceries and I will give you a few dollars, but we really DO NOT want you to just quit your job at Burger King! My son, I love your optimism in asking for a few millions, but right now most of our money is tied up in stocks and other investments. We have not seen a good return from previous loans to you. Your credit is tapped, so if you want the groceries and the $50 bucks and you swear not to tell your Granny that I gave you anything, then come by tomorrow while your dad is playing golf in the morning. After we have breakfast, we will go grocery shopping and I will give you some pocket money to help you until pay day.
Really I think you need to mend some fences with Granny and if we can help you in some way besides millions of dollars, then we will do our best. You will always be my wittle sugar cake, sweetie pie! Isn't that worth at least a million smooches?
2006-08-09 11:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by ruthie_msw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Oprah or Donald Trump
2006-08-09 11:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by WOW! Miss Anissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That bad huh? I hate to whine but I've been layed off for 3 months and if I get another job they will cancle my beifits. so if you ever find that couple million, can I get a loan? lol
2006-08-09 11:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by barbara_taylor17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, just give me ur credit cards, social security number, a few hundred blank checks, and I promise to give all of the money I have to your bank account... which at that point would basically be mine. hahahahahahahahaha
2006-08-09 11:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by agfreak90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** I don't even have a million dollars I ain't know rich
type of person.
2006-08-09 11:32:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure but first u have to give me 2 million so I can give u one million....it's an interest thing
2006-08-09 11:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by badhair92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes but you will have to come to Lebanon to collect
2006-08-09 11:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by floxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giv me the ten points first.
2006-08-09 11:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course i will. I keep telling everyone all they have to do is ask for it. Whats good for you? Let me know how you want to receive it and I will get my account's all over it. dint worry....... you can trust me......
2006-08-09 11:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by loverbird20032003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋