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Question

The best line you have ever told a cop to try to get out of a ticket???

Answer 1

Sorry officer, last night I was abducted by aliens who conducted horrific experiments on my genitalia and I'm rushing to hospital to check for long term damage.

Got away with it :)

Answer 2

"Goodmorning Officer."

This is by far the best line to use on a cop early in the morning. I had to drive to work at 3-4am for almost 1.5 years. I got pulled over about twice a week. 5 over was the reason. Never got a ticket for speeding. They just wanted to make sure I wasn't drunk.

Answer 3

Well. I did a lot of acting in High School so this was possible for me to do:

I was coming home for a long weekend from college. Every ten miles or so there are those "no U turn" signs for "authorized vehicles only". (In otherwords, only copps and emergency vehicles.) I was going 90mph in a 65 mph zone, but slowing down to about 75 every time I approched one of those U turn bridges. I got clock at 85mph and pulled over. I turned on the water works. Apologized up down and around the corner, told the guy I had no clue I was speeding. That I traveld that stretch of road every weekend and had zoned.

The guy looked at me right in my tear filled eyes and said. "Oh really? Is that why you were slowing down at every U turn bridge for the last 40 miles?" HE HAD FOLLOWED ME! Watching what I was doing before pulling me over.

Needless to say I was mortified. And guess what? I didn't get out of that ticket. $375 and six points. Ouch, huh? *lol*

Answer 4

k check this out. it won't be topped!! i was in north little rock, ar going down mccain blvd driving 85 mph in a 35 mph zone. i came over a hill and saw the cop sitting at the end of a side road clocking. i slammed on the brakes, pulled in by the cop and told him that i was being chased!! he asked what kind of vehicle and i told him it was a chevy pick up truck. he gets out of his car, and about that time it seemed like every car passing was a chevy!! he was like was it that one and i was like no. so after he asked me this a few times i told him it was a green show truck looking chevy with wheels. he asked where i was trying to go and i told him the mall and he told me a diff route to get there and told me to have a nice day and he would stay on the lookout for the truck!!

Answer 5

i was with someone that ran a red light. When the cop asked to see his driver's lisence he handed the cop a student ID. The cop then asked to see his actual drivers lisence but said 'I can see that you are neverous and this must have never happened before, so i'll let you go with a warning'

Answer 6

You keep a water bottle in your car. When you're pulled over, spill some of the water on your crotch and hide the bottle. When the cop comes to your window, tell him you had to go to the bathroom really bad and now you've wet yourself. Works great!

Answer 7

I once drove a truck for a man who was a retired Oklahoma Highway Patrolman. He was either acquainted with or known of by every trooper on the force, fondly I thought. One day I was stopped for speeding on I-35 in the state, guilty too, I might add, and the patrolman who stopped me seemed to be in doubt about giving me a ticket. So, in order to get him to put his pad away, I said I worked for John ____. "I can't stand that SOB," he said, and wrote me the ticket.

Answer 8

I am sorry but I was just trying to get home before the new year.
I am scared and paranoid when the fireworks start.
The real reason is because I was late and need to meet my Friend.
got a warning

Answer 9

The fake tears came, and I said, I was just on my way to tell my mom that I loved her so much.....and all that crap. He was feeling guilty (which was unusual for a cop), and I got by with a warning.

Answer 10

I just told the truth and accepted responsibility. Kept me out of jail, just got a ticket, and they gave me the easiest type of community service.

Answer 11

I've never been pulled over by a cop, I'm a good driver. =) Or maybe I'm just good at not getting caught lol.