And how many sizes too small should they be?
I don't want to look silly next to our testosterone filled Latin love machines
2006-08-09 02:00:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Why not an actual Italian snake? Nothing more realistic than the real thing! Plus you get the pleasure of castrating an Italian, which let me assure you, is not to be sniffed at. Unfortunately, I believe penis transplants are not yet available on the NHS and may be a bit pricey, so if you can't afford it, let me know, as my housemate says you can borrow her sewing machine.
You only want about one size too small, to ensure that the snake is thrusting right at the limits of his cage. Any tighter and you may crush him, perhaps even making him appear smaller than he is, and nobody wants that to happen.
2006-08-09 03:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NEVER NEVER NEVER stuff your speedos! Its just too embarrassing when the women c the real thing. And with all the attention u'll get in them, the women will be after u. In fact u should take to wearing them more often. Perhaps to a club, your local or even to work.
2006-08-09 10:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by simonmcrae2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I generally prance up and down the beach wearing a skimpy thong lovingly packed out with the hose off the Hoover.....I got some very funny looks in Spain last year,then I realised why.I'd left the brush on the end of the hose and it was 'peeping out ' of my thong....silly me....I got three months that time.
2006-08-09 14:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Italian snake??
2006-08-09 09:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seven sizes too big. And stuff 'em with a washing machine up a ladder made of eggs.
2006-08-09 17:05:34 · answer #5 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Octopus
2006-08-09 09:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Captain Eyewash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your not happy in speedo's, don't wear them.
Good pair of swim shorts just as good, it's not wot y got, it's how ya use it.
Get over it, y'll just embarrass ya self more by sticking things down there.
Learn to live with what y got.
2006-08-09 10:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by andy g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. The speedo. Nope, you won't look silly at all! Chicks dig a speedo! Really, we do. Yeah.....
2006-08-09 09:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by Mary D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Italian snake...winkle di*k!
2006-08-09 09:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two sizes too small.
Only in white or yellow (although ferrari red is popular with the older men!)
Stuffed with your choice of sausage, yum.
2006-08-09 09:07:33 · answer #10 · answered by zara c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋