He thinks he's funny but he's just not.
2006-08-09 01:17:24 · 21 answers · asked by phil d 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
LEAVE YOUR DOG AT HOME FOR THE NEXT PARTY YOU GO TO .................... TAKE YOUR CAT INSTEAD.
2006-08-09 01:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by Sarang 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Monitor his alcohol consumption more closely. Then, tell him it is time to go when he starts to get a little loopy. Unless he also tells bad jokes when he is sober. If this is the case, you may want to just leave him at home and tell him why he can't go. Hope this helps.
2006-08-09 01:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him to better parties. If the party is good he won't feel the need to tell jokes.
2006-08-09 01:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-08-09 02:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by horsielover77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your gonna have to have a quiet word in his, tell him people don't enjoy his jokes and that if he doesn't stop people will stop inviting him to there parties and he'll end with no mates. You gotta be cruel to be kind
2006-08-09 01:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by fw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him a good joke book. Amazon.com or barnesandnobles.com. You should videotape it you could make a hella lot of money for a talking dog!
2006-08-09 01:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit teaching him the bad jokes...lol
2006-08-09 02:07:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With your middle and index finger make a "snip snip" gesture behind the guests backs where only he can see it. He'll get the hint!
2006-08-09 02:17:26 · answer #8 · answered by Huh? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What can ya say... once a dog always a dog!
It's a dogs life!
2006-08-09 01:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a different sense of humour we have, sophisticated Ilike to think.
2006-08-09 01:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just be straight with him. if he was obedient like my dog then he would stop. she kept flirting with everyone at our parties but i soon put her straight!!!
2006-08-09 01:21:53 · answer #11 · answered by kayfromcov 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋