Hypothetically: what is the quickest least painful way to die?

Answer 1

OK want you need is a kitchen table a wood chipper and a wooden chair and a sawed of shotgun, now slide the table in front of the wood chipper and turn the wood chipper on, lift the wooden chair up onto the table and place the back of the chair facing the wood chipper on sit down on the chair so your back is away from the front of the wood chipper, now put the sawed off shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, the death should be instant and the recoil of the gun will knock it from your hands and the force of the blast should send your falling backwards into the wood chipper just in case it isn't a instant death the wood chipper will do the rest. Sure it might sound a little morbid but it would work and no pain also.

Answer 2

it may not be the quickest, but bleeding to death isn't bad. do it on a hot day, because you get cold first, then go to sleep, then die. pain free except if the cut hurts.

Answer 3

Wanting to die just because you're bored? Play some video games or volunteer at a hospital that will change your mind.

Answer 4

getting shot between the eyes with a decently large caliber gun ( anything from a .45 to a .50 BMG) death would be instantaneous you wouldn't feel a thing.

Answer 5

Death due to old age in a peaceful sleep is the least painful, least morbid, least bloody.

Answer 6

If you were sitting on a small nuke when it exploded you would be dead before you could blink.

As a bonus the rest of us would never have to worry about finding your body to cremate.

Answer 7

least painful would be in your sleep..
quickest would be a getting struck by lightning i suppose..

Answer 8

to be standing at ground zero of a nuclear blast when you don't know the bomb is coming

Answer 9

i think its when u really wanna die..and i think u feel absolutely no pain at the exact moment u do it..u feel alive..and after sometime..u feel deat??what??lol

Answer 10

Shoot yourself with a pistol exactly through your temple.