2006-08-08 23:40:20 · 12 answers · asked by KrJ2006 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am a dull person I have nothing funny to say seriously nothing dull boring
2006-08-09 00:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by mountaincutie1178 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with
a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked
him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!!!
Hope you like it.
2006-08-09 06:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey I need to laugh
2006-08-09 06:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an oninion?
You get a piece of *** that'll bring a tear to your eye.
2006-08-09 06:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, hold the soles of your feet up to your computer monitor, so I can tickle them****
****I'll give you 3 mins to wash them first.
2006-08-09 06:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the guy who had his left side removed? He's all right now.
2006-08-09 06:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh or I'll shoot
2006-08-09 06:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cows who dont run using their tails are
like pigs who chase elephants
2006-08-09 06:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by g. g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usne kaha "dilruba",maine kaha "ice-cream khila",
Usne kaha "paise" nahi ,maine kaha "aise" nahi,
Usne kaha "mehangaayi" hai,maine kaha jaa tu mera "BHAI"hai.
maine theek kiya na...tell me na... plz
2006-08-09 06:52:52 · answer #9 · answered by Taranjeet K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh excuse me , I farted
2006-08-09 06:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋