Why are laboratory scientists switching from rats to lawyers for their experiments?
1. Lawyers are more plentiful than rats;
2. The lab technicians don't get as attached to the lawyers; and
3. There are some things a rat just won't do.
2006-08-08 22:15:08 · 13 answers · asked by dds502 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I was a legal secretary for 16 years. While it does not apply to either of my former bosses, BOY can I relate to that! I'm rolling on the floor laughing, remembering some of the attorneys I have had the misfortune to know.
2006-08-08 22:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted into the lawyer's office.
The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."
"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"
"Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?"
2006-08-09 05:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by < Roger That > 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rats are not obedient unlike lawyers who can do anything as long as they are paid.
2006-08-09 05:19:03 · answer #3 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A: A damn good start.
2006-08-09 05:19:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I like 3 the best.
2006-08-09 05:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yah! My brother-in-law seems to get every crooked worthless lawyer around, to get his guilty butt out of jail.
2006-08-09 05:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by help 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pick number( 3 ) although i dont relate but thats my answer
2006-08-09 05:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jenny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont like mean jokes
I did not relate to this one
It wasn't even funny!!
2006-08-09 05:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Diya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!! I love #3 that is soooooooo true dude. Here is one that my uncle told me:
What is it called, when you see 1,000 lawyers floating face down in the ocean ???
A very good start...........get it ???? or its only the beginning. :)
2006-08-09 05:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by Cosmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU MEAN THEY WERE JOKES? i THOUGHT THEY WERE TRUE STATMENTS BAHAHAHA
2006-08-09 05:20:53 · answer #10 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋