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First time I got high at school...

Went to take an algebra test, I couldn't focus (really good stuff) so I copied a test of the person sitting in front of me (while having the giggles and paranoia's simultaneously from the weed).

Anyway when the tests were graded our instructor was reading scores and says "Eddie... good going... you got a 92!!" Eddie was all jazzed.. "KUEL.... 92.. I'm the man..." Then the teacher walks up to Eddie and stands over him and says... "no... not you... but the Eddie sitting behind you that not only copied your test with the 92, but also copied your name on his paper!!!!"

Then the teacher handed me my test in front of the whole class, "Summer School dude..."

2006-08-08 19:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mojo 3 · 2 0

I dropped out my freshmen year[that was the dumbest thing ever!], and then ended up going back, and they put me in night school, then I went back in to regular school, and this past year my lowest grade was a c, and I passed all my classes and in June of 2007 I finally graduate!

2006-08-08 20:00:39 · answer #2 · answered by Rawka'D 2 · 0 0

The dumbest thing I did was not doing anything particularly dumb. One should take advantage of the opportunity to be dumb when it's accepted and expected. You will regret it later in life if you don't.

2006-08-08 19:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by monkey 5 · 0 0

skipped the same class 2 weeks in a row after getting caught 6 times lol got a big huge lecture and was threatned to be suspended, so i mend my ways and finished with an 81 =D

2006-08-08 19:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by mezza_12 2 · 0 0

When I was around 12, I wanted to have a cute little turned up nose just like the most popular girl in school had, so one night, before going to bed, I wrapped a big rubber band tight around my head, pushing my nose way up and pulling the rubber band up on my pushed up nose and around my head, thinking like a dumb a** that when I woke up I would have a turned up cute nose. Well, it didn't work out that way! I looked like hell, with a big swollen pig nose with a deep grove cut into my nose and deep grooves cut across my cheeks! God I really screwed up! I almost ruined my face! Mom was so pissed at me she made me go to school looking like that! I just couldn't do it, so I went half way there, then ditched school the rest of the day in some woods till it was time to come home! It took 4 days of this before my face finally looked normal again, then I went back to school! I was lucky, cause at that time, no one ever called your parents to see why you were not in class! To this day,mom still talks about the time she made me go to school looking like that, but what she never knew was I spent that time in the woods! ha ha ha ha!!!! Boys and girls, do not ever do that to your nose! I guarantee you WON"T like the results!!!!! God was I dumb!!!

2006-08-08 22:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I lit a run of 50 or more blacc cat firecraccerz in my math class as a dare.... i threw them at the bacc of this chicc in the classroom who was sleepin' on her desk in the bacc row.... she broke into hives when she woke up 'cause she had asthma.... I got a lite suspension n probation 'cause my moms worked on the school board.... N all i had 2 do was fill 2 huge plastic bags with crushed cans n bring em 2 school the next mornin'.... nope.... not my thang....

I went 2 school next mornin' anyway.... my boy met me at lunch time on the 4th floor.... he brought firecraccers with him 2 school n apparently they were tryin'a lite them n drop them down the garbage shoot under the garbage can that goes all the way down to the ground floor.... Hell yeah i was game....

I took a firecraccer n tried to pop somethin' down the chute.... 2 no avail though.... so i grabbed another one.... i guess there wasn't enuff oxygen down the passage 'cause that didn't work either.... the las' one i grabbed.... i was sittin' there tryin'a lite the firework when i get a tap on the shoulder.... i didn't even bother to look.... i was like.... hold up it's not lightin'.... the Science teacher Mr. Wilkey was like.... Mr. *****..... i was like.... oh s*it.... he said.... come with me.... i played like was tryn'a do the rite thang by takin' the firecraccers off my boys hands.... pretend to lite them.... n jus' drop them down.... man.... i wasn't foolin' nobody....

My principal said it was either home school or nothin'.... i jumped country n graduated with honors.... Look at'chu~!!

2006-08-08 20:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by Look at'chu 2 · 0 0

Overslept the morning of my PSATs. Missed the first 20 minutes. But I had a nice adrenaline rush to help me catch up!

2006-08-08 19:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by settlet 2 · 0 0

Start smoking! Gave up after 13 years!

2006-08-08 19:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Attending.

2006-08-08 19:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

umm
im still in high
but i have a few

fell down the stair
run into the princpal
run into random lockers
locking myself in a locker
pierce my teacher (no lie she wanted it)
walk into the boys bathroom
brang prono instead of shark tale to class (for the class to watch)
gave my teacher a sticker
tpld me teacher to fu*k off (thats the one i pierced she didnt care to much)
wore cat ears (fake ones)
had a fake orgas*m at lunch
called my teacher mom ( i was asleep they werew trying to wake me up)
and last but not least
PUNCH OUT A PREPPY GIRL hahahaa

2006-08-08 19:58:12 · answer #10 · answered by hollywoodxrejectx 4 · 0 0

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