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You nees glasses, you have been masturbating a box of crayons!

2006-08-08 19:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by old dude 5 · 0 1

if you will quit touching it, all the blisters should go away in about a week and color should return

just leave it alone for awhile.

2006-08-08 21:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You need to seek immediate medical attention. You probably have a sexually transmitted disease.

2006-08-09 01:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You live to close to that nuclear reactor

2006-08-08 22:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by Duckjuice3 3 · 0 0

It may be that you are putting it in places you shouldn't!

2006-08-08 19:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

******** is too tight. You're squeezing too hard.

2006-08-08 19:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by sixfour76 3 · 0 0

could be the colored condoms your wearing

2006-08-09 00:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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