*aw c'mon......you can tell us
2006-08-08 19:15:44 · 12 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well actually after I tell all you this I am going to have to kill you, so please use the edit button to supply me with your exact location so that you can be "neutralized" after I give you this top secret information.
Because of my "natural look" I have been asked by a secret branch of the Government to investigate elders who may be plotting at this very moment to take over the Nation. These "Gray Panther" types should all be neutralized before they condemn the young and healthy to selective breeding and ONLY politically correct answers. Heheh, it's secretly called "the_Anti-elder Project! Oh no, I think they told me not to reveal the details of this secret mission, OMG, I hear strangers in the bushes outside of my home, I have to go and put on my tinfoil hat, a group of suspicious looking elderly people are outside of my house right now, trying to tune in on my brain waves! This could be the end of me...! HELLLLP...Will I escaspe? Will I be cannabalized (you know some elders try to claim "limited income" as a justification to implement cannibalism (as a protein source), don't you? At least I can take comfort in the fact that they selldom eat their fellow elders! The meat is usually either too fatty or too tough (not that I would really KNOW anything about that! The Government taught me survival (only using cannibalism as a LAST resort. Wait...I don't think I was supposed to tell you that either! What is wrong with me, UGH! My husband took a part of my tin foil hat to put on the rabbit ears. MY GOD! THE HUMANITY! NOW I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT! I CAN HEAR THEM COMING CLOSER TO THE DOOR....!
Somebody stop them, they have stolen the steak knives from the Dennys, and they have blood in their eyes! This just so he could watch "The Wheel"!!! Oh nooooooooooo!!!
2006-08-08 19:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by ruthie_msw 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You had better not tell anybody this.
I am supposed to fly to New Jersey and bring back 50 white Castle hamburgers. I will fly out of Denver at 0333 in a special plane. The plane has been cleared to fly nonstop to Jersey.
The Illuminati and Freemasons are going to have a top secret meeting in Estes Park. I was selected to get the burgers because I was able to guess the correct number between 25 and 239.
The beer is already there and getting warm.
Oh no. They have intercepted this communication. NO!!!! THEY FOUND OUT!!!!
2006-08-09 02:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been commissioned to find out if George Bush really does have a brain or if he really is just a puppet with Dick Chenney at the controls.
2006-08-09 02:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Colonize the moon
2006-08-09 02:47:49 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wont' tell you... it's top secret, right? anyway, how'd ya find out i'm on a mission? am i an agent for that matter? really? ; )
2006-08-09 02:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by VeRDuGo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To find out the name of your donkey
2006-08-09 02:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by PhantomLover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To kill Dawood who is hiding in Pak.
Don't reveal to any one.
2006-08-09 02:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to have your mind warped by psychotic cartoon squirrels
your lord and master,
foamy
2006-08-09 02:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by Yote' 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldnt u like to know
im not telling
lol
2006-08-09 02:19:20 · answer #9 · answered by Beca <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmm to live in Hawaii forever.. all expenses paid.. haha I WISH!
2006-08-09 02:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by Brownie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋