a poem...finish it for 10 pts for creative funny people?

Question

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty
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Ok be funny and creative...10 pts to the best

Answer 1

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty
All I wanted was some plain spaghetti
She said "bona serra" I know just the place
I hoped I didn't need my can of mace
She took me home to momma, I was a little harried
Before you know it me and Betty were married
I should have taken a second look
Her *** is nice but she can't cook
Damn her to hell my gorgeous wife Betty
I still haven't had that bowl of spaghetti

Answer 2

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty
We had a great night got tipsy off some wine
oblivious to me, she was REALLY and Eddie!
I stumbled out the door and fell in the street
I dreamed I was with wonderous women
on the sand of Miami Beach
When I awoke I was in bed,
clammy and sweaty with a throbbing head.
Much to my surprise I turned to the left
And drowsily saw a mirror
there was a woman snoring so loud,
How in the hell do I wake her?
Slowly I stand, with an unsteady hand,
get dressed to head out the door.
To my surprise, the reflection I saw
was that of a filthy man-whore!

Answer 3

i went to Italy and met a gal named betty
she had four eyes
three noses
six mouths
she said she was from mars...
and when people saw her they ran and threw her in the hoistpal...they threw bricks at the hoistpal because they let her be that ugly...ok the was not funny i am just bored so i did this

Answer 4

I went to Italy
and met a girl named Betty
she was loads of fun
but often quite petty

we ended up dating
for sixteen years
but eventually as usual
it ended in tears

i went home one day
only to find
that Betty was sucking something
and it wasn't mine

i quickly grabbed my machette
and swung it up high...
then thud on the floor
...poor mr Andretti!!!

and sadly to say
that was the end of my day
with petty betty
from italy, hurray!

Answer 5

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty. We went to her room started throwing confetti. I lay on the floor covered in mess and the next day she told me I was the best........

Answer 6

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty
We went out a date and she was so pretty
I was so nervous that I spilled my drink on her dress
She got really mad and things really turned into a mess
She got up and walked out on me
This was only the beginning of what the night turned out to be
I begged and begged for her to stay
But she was such in a hurry to walk away
She then tripped on some ice
And some waitress dropped some rice
She couldn't wait to get out of there
She said she's going somewhere else and I said "Where?"
She said "I don't know"
And it began to snow
I walked her out
And she knew what I was about
The night was ending
And I got the message she was sending
We went over to her place
And my heart began to race
I left her place the next day
And there was nothing more left to say
I like her and I got some
And there is just more waiting to come.

Answer 7

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty
Grabbed a boat, Smoked some dope, Did it with her on the jetty
Her face, Similar to Beyonce's, So I Made her shake her jelly
End of night, I was in fright, Flicked on a light, I saw hair on her belly!!

Answer 8

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty
she was a great girl that gave good Head-y
With a full mouth she gurgled and then she Said-y
Hey your built kinda like- my brother Freddi-e

Who said incest was only on Jerry Springer?

Answer 9

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty......

We had a great time until i met her "boyfriend" Freddy!

He pushed me to the floor

Then he asked if i wanted it more

So i called her a Wh*re

And left out the door

Then i called my best friend jane

And told her next time im going to spain!

THE END

Answer 10

i went to italy, and met a gal named betty
she was fine at cooking spaghetti.

she wasn't a fox, if you know what i mean
but with the lights out, she couldn't be seen.

she'd lift up her blouse, and show me a flash,
the hard part was, ignoring her mustache

she's the only good thing i found in rome
next time, i think i wanna stay home.

Answer 11

I went to Italy and met a gal named Betty
We rode a gondola down a jetty.
She smiled at me and said "Ti Amo"
She made me feel like Casanova.
At the Leaning Tower of Pisa that night,
We made love beneath moonlight.
She kissed me and I kissed her back,
Alas, we said goodbye at that.
Arrivaderci il mio amore,
After tonight I'll see you no more.