I went to Mexico and crossed the border
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Most creative wins. It is fine to be funny and I will assume you are not racist, but if it is too harsh I will not give you the 10 pts.
2006-08-08 18:25:49 · 18 answers · asked by hambone1985 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I went to mexico and crossed the border
and hired 3 mexicans for only a quarter.
They helped mow the lawn and maintain the yard
but were sent back home without a green card.
2006-08-08 18:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by Chowder 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I went to mexico and crossed the border
bought me a red sports car for a quarter
drove great so I thought I was home free
then I ran slap into a big ol' tree
so im walking my way back to texas
I think next time I'll try a Shiny new lexus
2006-08-09 01:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Darlene T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to Mexico and crossed the border...
Bought some weed for a quarter..
Headed down south toward Cancun,
Don't bother me, I'll be high till next June...
2006-08-09 01:40:53 · answer #3 · answered by Prytanic_Kitra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to Mexico and crossed the border
Just to go dancing in the Latin quarter.
I met Ramon and we started to dance
It was only the start of a great romance!
2006-08-09 01:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by Cloud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to Mexico and crossed the border...
upon crossing the bridge, I tossed a quarter...
When I came home, to yonder way...
I knew I was blessed so here I'll stay.
2006-08-09 01:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by Bella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to mexico and crossed the border,before i knew it i had a quarter,i lost track of time so it blew my mind,when i left, i came out with only a dime! so even though this may sound fine,i must admit i didnt want just a dime,as this time flies on by, i might as well finsih so i can go sway my own way,this may sound gay but hey! u might like me this way.
2006-08-09 01:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by percy s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to Mexico and crossed the border,
Searching for the fabled quarter.
In the end, twas nothing gained,
So now you see why I'm so poor.
2006-08-09 01:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by ferfer911 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bought a taco for a quarter
Ate it
Then swam rio grande back across border
2006-08-09 01:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put my hand in my pocket
and all I found was a quarter,
Took the quarter and traded it in,
bought a margarita,
but it really was gin.
got so sick,
and no one to call
landed on the floor,
I was rushed to Saint Pauls.
The Saints were all busy,
They sent me on way..
placed a quarter in my pocket,
and said have a nice day!
2006-08-09 01:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by just a cariboo angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My horse came along, he leftt behind a quarter
So I had to walk ahead, through the wild and throug the water
Smoking and hoping to keep all my quarters
2006-08-09 01:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by tetsu-ko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋