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Worse pick up line:

"You must be a parking meter cos' you got 'fine' written all over you".

2006-08-08 17:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 0 0

I tottaled my car and later that day I had walked down to the store and on my way back this huge black guy in a green van pulled into the parking lot behind me and started beeping his horn. I turned around and he waved for me to come to him and when I got a little closer he said..."I'm lost....Can you help me.....Find my way to get to....Get to know you better?" I could have kicked him. My head was hurting, I refused treatment at the scene. I think I had a cuncusion because the other driver him me so hard (in a parking lot) That my car turned sideways and I swear I hit my head on his truck because my window was down (thank god)...So anyways I'm really not having a great day and then this guy says that to me! If looks could kill, mine what have killed his whole family!

2006-08-08 17:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Worst - Haven't I seen you someplace , before ?

Best - ( when I was in high-school ) Can I carry your books ?

However , I think pick-up lines are lame .

2006-08-08 17:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 0 0

I once told my friend a line to tell a girl he thought was hot. He went up to her and asked: Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. I thought it was funny but the dude got slapped anyways. My friends should never listen to me.

2006-08-08 17:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rubber Duck 3 · 0 0

I was eating in a restaraunt a guy used this line... Can I have a bite of your BLT sandwhich? Ohhh Brotherrrr

2006-08-08 17:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sad Mom 3 · 0 0

If my left leg were Christmas, and my right leg was New Years, would you visit me between the holidays?

LoL I get alotta laughs with this 1.

2006-08-08 17:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ben D 2 · 0 0

the worst pick-up line is "I see stars in your eyes". What bull$#!*

2006-08-08 17:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by manlymanleather 3 · 0 0

What does your parents feed you? Because they sure did raise a fine daughter.

2006-08-08 17:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by sam 3 · 0 0

I was about 24, he was about, ohhhhh, 55. Nightclub, you know the type, and he came up to me and told me this. "I own this club." I said, "Yeah right." and walked away laughing.

2006-08-08 17:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets play tank, i'll lay down and u blow the hell out of me.
Wanna play pinnocio, you sit on my face and i'll start telling lies.

2006-08-08 17:29:36 · answer #10 · answered by j@mE$ 6 · 0 0

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