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You threw it off the bed.

2006-08-08 17:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by tweetymar 3 · 0 0

It's complicated. But basically what happened was that you learned how to convert eiderdown to flour, and you learned to convert cotton (of the pillowcase) to yeast, and then you learned you learned to convert urine (when you peed yourself while sleeping) to water--and, essentially, to make a long story short, you baked a damn loaf of bread using all of the above manufactured-from-other-things ingredients by way of the significant amount of hot air coming the hell out yo' mouth.

Or something.

2006-08-09 00:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0 0

The next time it will be your penis or Virgina that would be gone.... Go immediately see a Psychiatric

2006-08-09 00:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by R G 5 · 0 0

Tomorrow you will be buying yourself a new pillow.

2006-08-09 02:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by Christie K 2 · 0 0

It means you have a stalker....he stole your pillow after he rubbed his nose on your feet.

2006-08-09 00:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by a_neilsen2005 2 · 0 0

That it's time to stock up on Ex-Lax and castor oil.

2006-08-09 00:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by mama_bears_den 4 · 0 0

Beats me? Maybe you need some more sleep or food?

2006-08-09 00:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0 0

put down the drugs and walk away slowly.

2006-08-09 00:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by He is in control 4 · 0 0

It means you need more fiber in your diet.

2006-08-10 10:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by blasted 3 · 0 0

that means you have a sense of humor

2006-08-09 17:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by YourDreamDoc 7 · 0 0

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