Are you ready for the ULTIMATE LIMERICK THROW-DOWN?

Question

The WORST limerick gets 10 points. I'll go first:

To Yahoo Answers I wrote
And my answer was put to a vote
With genius I had written
But the voters weren't smitten
And my answer with thumbs down was smote.

cerlinda 22:
your effort certainly meets my criteria in the worst category...but it is not really a limerick.

Giko:
That is awful! Possibly the worst limerick in history....but we will see!

cerlinda 22:
worse by the verse!
but is it the VERY worst?

Answer 1

Remember the name airboy hoss
Who asked a question like a boss
He threw down an ultimate limerick
Which made me scratched my prick
Or was that prick's the horse

Answer 2

1.
In days of old when knights were bold
and condoms were not invented
they'd tie a sock around their ****
and babies were prevented

2.
To Yahoo Answers I mention
A unfair blockage of my question
I waited and I whistled
For the reply that I wanted
But they remain their stand and replied:
"Stop that commotion!"

3.
To Yahoo! Mail I suggest
That they answer my request
For a better service
That deserve our praise
But 'Yahoo! Anti-Spam' made
User's Suggestion Box congest

Oh behold, all Yahoo! users protest!

4.
([e-mail], add to your IM)
To Encarta Instant Answer I ask
What's the meaning of the word 'task'
It sratched its moniter
And shook its server
And replied: "Now I'm stuck"

Answer 3

Ten points to be the worst
to loose I must be cursed
Just try and be rhymin'
In all good timin'
2 points to receive my ego would burst

Answer 4

I'm sittin' here bored in my home
Tryin to think of a poem
That's not dirty or funny
But right on-the-money...
Too boring. I'll polish the chrome.